Love, Weddings, Awkward and Disappointment: Happily married - FML

Happily married

By Anonymous - 06/08/2022 22:00 - Australia

Today, I read an FML about a garter toss. It made me remember my own garter toss. None of the guys at the wedding wanted to catch it, and visibly cringed at the idea of touching it. Ten years later, it's all been downhill from there. FML

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RichardPencil 30

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Sunday 7 August 2022 4:52

It's not you. For a lot of guys, the thought of getting married and tied down is unappealing. Seeing their buddy get strapped to you forever was probably a real wake-up call. Hah! Maybe it could be you.

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RichardPencil 30

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Sunday 7 August 2022 4:52

It's not you. For a lot of guys, the thought of getting married and tied down is unappealing. Seeing their buddy get strapped to you forever was probably a real wake-up call. Hah! Maybe it could be you.

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