By nep012 - 27/11/2014 07:12 - United States
Today, I had to end a first date with the words, "You can get out of my car and go upstairs yourself, or I can come around and drag you out, bring you up the stairs, and knock on your door," because he'd gotten completely plastered in a span of about three hours. And yes, I had to drag him. FML
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Can't believe I got published on my first submit!!! Made an account just to comment back haha. First of all, wow, thanks for all the support :) and no, there will be no second date! Also yes, I am a girl lol, and dragging him out wasn't really that hard.
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  siggy_mcsigx  |  22

It isn't a common usage, particularly in America, I thought. And looking in the dictionary I am pretty sure he would get results about actual wall plastering.
Plastered = shitfaced