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Oh the irony.
I moderated this :3
Actually that's pretty ironic. The BLONDE tourist.
But do you expect to go a foreign country in East Asia and expect everyone to speak English? She's stupid enough to not set her mentality to something like "I'm in China, perhaps they speak mostly Chinese" in contrast to "I know English and everyone should fucken know it too."
107- That would be a coincidence. Irony would be if it were an Asian tourist
21 - good joke
He meant the irony of her being blonde... Lol jeez
... How is that ironic? Do you even know what irony means?
Honestly, Slap her the **** back, you said you were in China right?
Lol it is ironic that she's blonde and would make such a stupid...statement. I'm not saying blondes in general are stupid. It's just that according to the jokes and stereotypes...they are expected...to make such....statements.
Yeah, but... THAT'S NOT IRONY. Look it up! Also, cool it with the ellipses.
people can be so stupid sometimes, they don't use their brain
No brain to use in a blonde situation :L
So...some stupid people still do use their brain? o_O
Wow, I'm surprised people still get butthurt about blonde jokes, how original of you
20 is just butt hurt because she's blond
Betting she's American...
And Americans wonder why the rest of the world hates them
Ok 24 theres afew things wrong with your statement. 1- no one said OP was American. 2- we dont have a problem with Americans down here in Australia. 3- you stated on your profile you live in SOUTH CAROLINA, which is just incase you didnt know in the United States of America. So instead of giving your home country the big bag, why not try and make a difference?
The blonde chick could have been British or Irish (those are the English-speaking places that spring to mind right now). Maybe we shouldn't immediately jump on the "I hate Americans" bandwagon. Plus, how can people hate Americans? Unless you've met all of them, it's a bit weird to just hate them for no real reason. I wouldn't like to think I was immediately hated because of where I'm from.
This hating Americans shit is getting real old. Every nation has idiots.
except for the Cuba and North Korea.
The reason non American idiots stay in their own country is because their nations don't let them leave
Kudos to her for tracking you down just to give you a slap.
Apparently OP is the only thing the tourist can find in all of China.
90, out of millions of ppl she could find in that city, I guess she really wanted to slap OP in the beginning, lol
153, I'm sure slapping anyone, whether native or not is rude in any country.
"Today, a blonde tourist.." I expected something like this to happen
Oh, wow. Her brain must be a trainwreck.
I had no idea that only Americans speak English. Thanks for proving me wrong and teaching me something.
Thats fantastic 9. Your a top bloke. Every American needs a hero, wearing his sisters sunnies to defend them from hurt feelings. By the way, no one said anything about OP being american. And theres tons of stupid english speaking people all over the world.
Being from the UK, I'm guessing if it was someone from here they would have just moaned. Moaned all day.
37 This is true - I have made some of my best friends by us complaining about the same things :P
美国的游客都很笨。 Edit: wow did that actually work?
"American tourists are stupid" Google translate bud :)
I'm surprised Google Translate didn't give you a result more to the tune of "Stupid are tourists American".
How do you know she is American?
Damned fool.
and this is why that she shouldn't have gone to a country where she didn't know how to speak the language.
Are you an idiot? Are you not allowed to visit a country if you don't speak their native language?
Blonde chick could have had a guide, or been a part of a group that DOES speak the language, and just gotten separated.
Not knowing how to speak a language if you're a tourist is fine (after all, who's going to learn an ENTIRE language just to visit a country for a week or two). But expecting to not come across difficulties or a language-barrier is just pure stupidity. The lady in the FML is the latter.
44 - So you expect me to learn Hindi, Japanese, Arabic, Chinese, and Russian when I go on my culture tour in a few years? What the eff are you smoking?
@44 do think of the people don't speak English, or those who speak only minority languages.
Evilplatypus can I come with you to Japan, please please pretty please?!?
It's freaking CHINA. I mean, no offense to Chinese people, but that language is bitch!
#31 If you're going to slap people who don't provide you with an English-speaking experience, then no, you're not.
#88 don't you think you'd be well-advised to know at least some key phrases in those languages by then? No-one expects fluency, but to rely on other people to speak your language in their country is kind of ignorant.
She should never leave her own country in the first place
This is the story of Canada. Half the people who live here cannot speak the national language, never mind the tourists.
149 - Canada speaks English, Quebec speaks French. Pretend they are two entirely different countries. Seriously, it'll make more sense if you do.
Yay Russia
156-Canada has two official languages, I am not confused. This does not change the fact that half the people here do not speak either.
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Kudos to her for tracking you down just to give you a slap.
"Today, a blonde tourist.." I expected something like this to happen