Today, a blonde tourist came up to me and asked me for directions to the nearest train station. I politely directed her there, and she left. Five minutes later, she came back and slapped me for not bringing her to an "English-speaking station". We're in China, lady. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was verbally abused by a tourist because neither I nor anyone else in my country can speak "proper English". We're in England - clue's in the name, dipshit. FML
Today, two drop dead gorgeous Australians asked me for directions. Being so shocked by their beauty and accents, I couldn't get words out of my mouth. Then one said to the other, "Nope, she doesn't speak English", then walked away. FML
Today, I was eating at a Chinese restaurant, when I stopped the waitress to tell her that even though I am of Chinese heritage, I can't understand a word of Chinese. After an awkward silence, she told me she was actually speaking English. FML
Today, I was yelled at by a bunch of angry people because I couldn't physically move out of the way while 10 more tried to force their way onto a subway in Shanghai. Then one old lady started hitting me with her purse to get me to move even more. FML
Today, a tourist from an English-as-second-language country taught me a new word. In English. FML
Today, while waiting for my order at a restaurant, a woman walked up to me and slapped me. She looked at me for a moment and said "Sorry, I thought you were someone else." Ten minutes later, the same woman came back and slapped me again. FML
Today, I was walking down my street when a girl came up behind me and started yelling about me being a slut. When she saw I was the wrong person, she continued to yell at me because I have blonde hair. FML
Today, I returned to Germany for a break from my studies abroad. I got lost while out for groceries, so I tried asking a guy for directions. I went totally blank and strained to think of the right words, prompting him to mutter about rude foreigners not bothering to learn the local language. FML
Today, at the nail salon, a Korean woman was making fun of me. I kindly told her, in Korean, that I understood. She kindly told me, in English, that she didn't care. FML
Today, I was working a concert ticket booth. A lady gave me her ticket, I punched it, and told her to enjoy the show. She asked for the “hotel.” Apparently, she thought that the concert ticket cost included a hotel stay, since she traveled from out of state. She cussed me out and had to be escorted out. FML
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sirpantselot 22
Kudos to her for tracking you down just to give you a slap.
soccerluver315 14
"Today, a blonde tourist.." I expected something like this to happen
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Comments (173)
moonfull101 13
Yeah taking to the local Chinese police wouldn't do much considering she's a tourist.
EmberEyes 16
Blondes using their brain...is quite rare indeed.
EmberEyes 16
Sigh, it was a joke. I am blonde.
jasin13 5
Ah she must be from 'Murica
clue_me_in 20
Sorry to the OP for getting slapped by the dumb...tourist. Almost everyone has forgotten that part.
183933 6
China, it's not just a town, it's a country too :)
iammeorami 25
Well, she is a blonde after all.
Ponponpon_fml 5
Good thing you mentioned she was blonde so we have that vital information
mattyiscool123 26
What are you doing in china
Sirin_fml 47
What are you doing in the USA?
tenfiftynine 12
I don't ever think maybe OP might love there?
tenfiftynine 12
*live
whinthy 18
What a bitch.
DjMonroe95 11
728 people are blondes ^_^