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Canada 🌶️ Spicy
TMI
Today, I learned that I was conceived on a public bus. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that I was conceived during a conjugal visit. FML
Gemma
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Nice to know
Today, my mother thought it would be a good idea to tell me that I was conceived on an airplane toilet. FML
bloody_hell
Elkhart, United States
How? Why?
Today, I was faced with the inevitable horrible circumstances which lead me to put in a tampon on a moving city bus. FML
Ihatebuses
Today, while getting on a city bus, I sat down on a urine-soaked seat. FML
Anonymous
Northampton, United Kingdom
Today, while on the bus, a small child asked me if I was having a baby, and I replied "Yes." I'm not. I was just too ashamed to admit I was fat. FML
Mike
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Thanks for the memories
Today, my parents told me I was conceived at Disney World. Monday, I take a class trip to Disney World. My friends will be having fun and all I'll be able to think about is my parents having sex. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Boston, United States
Judgemental
Today, on the bus, a little boy gave me the dirtiest look, pointed at my pregnant stomach, and menacingly said, "I know what you did." FML
Wasted
United States
Where am I?
Today, I got on the bus I take every morning and sat in my usual seat. After about ten minutes, I noticed that the route was different and I had no idea where we were. I had been staring at my phone and boarded the wrong number bus without noticing. FML
Evol1nOC
Smooth delivery
Today, I was found out when I was a baby, I was abandoned in a dumpster. FML
Anonymous
Ytre Arna, Norway
Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML
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Timmo_fml 2
As opposed to a private bus? Guess that would be a car actually.
mrbattleman 10
I just know that somewhere on that bus, there was a very happy homeless man masterbating to that
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Comments (170)
champagne210 0
dirty girl!
xenosphobos 0
why was this approved it's not rly tht funny anyway YLS even tho it doesn't rly effect u
validus 0
whoa, my province just got a lot more ****** up, I'm wondering how that was possible, cuz the busses are normally crowded but silent, ur parent either went on a really liberal bus or they are ninjas
Altoreto 0
agreed
hotz4u 0
oh that's gross
looneyben5432 0
kinky
jmac317 0
at least u weren't conceived at an orioles baseball game
joemk2012 0
Ah, it seems your parents were members of the 36-inch-high club.
ladyvader401 5
@137 (since the reply thing isn't working for me): That made me laugh out loud. :-) I don't understand all the "YDI" votes on this one. I'm pretty sure there wasn't anything the OP could do about it at the time.
joemk2012 0
yeah but I'll be honest, that was a joke from zach galifianakis' standup lol.... "is there a club for people who have sex on buses called the 36-inch-high club?"
applessuckdick 0
I was conceived in a bar, and that was the same night they met.