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Canada 🌶️ Spicy
TMI
Today, I learned that I was conceived on a public bus. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that I was conceived during a conjugal visit. FML
Gemma
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Nice to know
Today, my mother thought it would be a good idea to tell me that I was conceived on an airplane toilet. FML
bloody_hell
Elkhart, United States
How? Why?
Today, I was faced with the inevitable horrible circumstances which lead me to put in a tampon on a moving city bus. FML
Ihatebuses
Today, while getting on a city bus, I sat down on a urine-soaked seat. FML
Anonymous
Northampton, United Kingdom
Today, while on the bus, a small child asked me if I was having a baby, and I replied "Yes." I'm not. I was just too ashamed to admit I was fat. FML
Mike
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Thanks for the memories
Today, my parents told me I was conceived at Disney World. Monday, I take a class trip to Disney World. My friends will be having fun and all I'll be able to think about is my parents having sex. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Boston, United States
Judgemental
Today, on the bus, a little boy gave me the dirtiest look, pointed at my pregnant stomach, and menacingly said, "I know what you did." FML
Wasted
United States
Where am I?
Today, I got on the bus I take every morning and sat in my usual seat. After about ten minutes, I noticed that the route was different and I had no idea where we were. I had been staring at my phone and boarded the wrong number bus without noticing. FML
Evol1nOC
Smooth delivery
Today, I was found out when I was a baby, I was abandoned in a dumpster. FML
Anonymous
Ytre Arna, Norway
Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML
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Timmo_fml 2
As opposed to a private bus? Guess that would be a car actually.
mrbattleman 10
I just know that somewhere on that bus, there was a very happy homeless man masterbating to that
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apexequalsclimax 0
reminds me of when i was on a bus and some girl was giving head
mona_is_here 10
thanks for sharing.
That_Guy_Jake_JR 0
Sorry 46...I told her to wait until we got home but she just wouldn't listen.
sugarkiller_fml 6
your dad was a bus driver. he knocked up your mum at the terminal
BlakeeeDrummer 0
umm don't but shit that's $32 that you don't need
lenavis 0
wrong fml.
texaslonghorn 0
51. EPIC FAIL
triggerit 5
be happy with it... it would be much worst for you if they could not find a place for conceive at all...
jblover1234 0
ohhhhhh , thats rough .
lil_miss_shorty 2
I bet there's never a dull moment so long as your parents are around.
generalfubar 0
It's ok, a few years ago after drink with my father I learned that I was conceived after 6 buds......
RedPillSucks 33
Buds, as in buddies?
joeinthedark 18
As we know, he's talking about beer and he's serious about that, so don't joke around about his Bud-Weis-Er. However, it's a much better story to hear that you've been conceived after a '6 Buds' train was run on your mum, which may have been what his father meant and he mistook it for the crappy beer.
RedPillSucks 33
Or being conceived after 6 buds and dad had their way with mom.
joeinthedark 18
Ahhh... that's exactly what I meant :) Running a train means that they went one after another on her.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for having parents who rode public transportation. YDI for having parents without the self-control to wait until they're at home. YDI for having parents at all. YDI for being conceived.
The_good_times 0
Really? No YDI for his parents fornicating?
Trollz4daLULZ 2
I don't know if they were married or not. If they were married, then it wasn't fornication. Still DI for no self-control, though.
emilyk123 0
your parents have nice class. dont they? NOT!!
prettygirl04 0
that sucks big ballls
joeinthedark 18
Everyone has to be conceived somewhere. Why not make it a more interesting place than the foot of the bed?