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Canada 🌶️ Spicy
TMI
Today, I learned that I was conceived on a public bus. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that I was conceived during a conjugal visit. FML
Gemma
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Nice to know
Today, my mother thought it would be a good idea to tell me that I was conceived on an airplane toilet. FML
bloody_hell
Elkhart, United States
How? Why?
Today, I was faced with the inevitable horrible circumstances which lead me to put in a tampon on a moving city bus. FML
Ihatebuses
Today, while getting on a city bus, I sat down on a urine-soaked seat. FML
Anonymous
Northampton, United Kingdom
Today, while on the bus, a small child asked me if I was having a baby, and I replied "Yes." I'm not. I was just too ashamed to admit I was fat. FML
Mike
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Thanks for the memories
Today, my parents told me I was conceived at Disney World. Monday, I take a class trip to Disney World. My friends will be having fun and all I'll be able to think about is my parents having sex. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Boston, United States
Judgemental
Today, on the bus, a little boy gave me the dirtiest look, pointed at my pregnant stomach, and menacingly said, "I know what you did." FML
Wasted
United States
Where am I?
Today, I got on the bus I take every morning and sat in my usual seat. After about ten minutes, I noticed that the route was different and I had no idea where we were. I had been staring at my phone and boarded the wrong number bus without noticing. FML
Evol1nOC
Smooth delivery
Today, I was found out when I was a baby, I was abandoned in a dumpster. FML
Anonymous
Ytre Arna, Norway
Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML
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Timmo_fml 2
As opposed to a private bus? Guess that would be a car actually.
mrbattleman 10
I just know that somewhere on that bus, there was a very happy homeless man masterbating to that
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Comments (170)
ERich331 3
why the hell is this an FML? people bitch too much on this website.
generalfubar 0
81: Buds as in buddies.... no teeny bopper as in beer, Budweiser. stay off FML if you can't drive legally without an adult.
RedPillSucks 33
It was a joke, silly. And Budweiser is not a real beer. With real beers you don't have to drink an entire 24case to get a buzz. Stay off FML until you're old enough to identify what a beer actually is.
beancoinc 0
so how does it feel to have a bus driver for a father, ;)
redheadedmonster 24
eww some things you really dont need to know.
MissPo3s 0
9 - I second that.
heart_aussie_fml 20
Well imagine that your parents hadn't decided to have sex in this bus, maybe you wouldn't have been conceived at all !
ilovemydoodle123 0
omg! I would be do embarresed
storytime_fml 0
Thats only what they WANT you to think op..
ECHOBBY_728 0
Its better than me. i was concieved in a porta-potty, on a construction site across the street from a bar. Lovely isnt it?
SpencerDee 0
There's an awkward conversation.
ElfenLied000 0
Sweet