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Canada 🌶️ Spicy
TMI
Today, I learned that I was conceived on a public bus. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that I was conceived during a conjugal visit. FML
Gemma
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Nice to know
Today, my mother thought it would be a good idea to tell me that I was conceived on an airplane toilet. FML
bloody_hell
Elkhart, United States
How? Why?
Today, I was faced with the inevitable horrible circumstances which lead me to put in a tampon on a moving city bus. FML
Ihatebuses
Today, while getting on a city bus, I sat down on a urine-soaked seat. FML
Anonymous
Northampton, United Kingdom
Today, while on the bus, a small child asked me if I was having a baby, and I replied "Yes." I'm not. I was just too ashamed to admit I was fat. FML
Mike
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Thanks for the memories
Today, my parents told me I was conceived at Disney World. Monday, I take a class trip to Disney World. My friends will be having fun and all I'll be able to think about is my parents having sex. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Boston, United States
Judgemental
Today, on the bus, a little boy gave me the dirtiest look, pointed at my pregnant stomach, and menacingly said, "I know what you did." FML
Wasted
United States
Where am I?
Today, I got on the bus I take every morning and sat in my usual seat. After about ten minutes, I noticed that the route was different and I had no idea where we were. I had been staring at my phone and boarded the wrong number bus without noticing. FML
Evol1nOC
Smooth delivery
Today, I was found out when I was a baby, I was abandoned in a dumpster. FML
Anonymous
Ytre Arna, Norway
Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML
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Timmo_fml 2
As opposed to a private bus? Guess that would be a car actually.
mrbattleman 10
I just know that somewhere on that bus, there was a very happy homeless man masterbating to that
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Comments (170)
imnotcraZ 0
this is what taquelia does to ppl. I once saw a stripper on a subway railroad...there was a 9 year old right next to me!
marissav55 4
157 u r an idiot. conceived is not when you are born but when your mom gets pregnant
Creamysweeps 5
shit
savethosescars 0
I don't see how that matters. ur alive ain't ya? which isn't much of a prize
Courtney_Sanders 6
What an awful image that must have been to picture. But I don't see why there are so many YDI's? It's not like you could have prevented it or had any sort of impact on the situation at the time..
Bullheard 0
i was conseved on my moms 21 bday
piwikiwi93 0
I'm not gunna ask......
Jenmic 16
I bet this was in Surrey.
XxTooCoolxX 0
Weren't we all?
theanimepanda 4
at least it was different than anything else that could've happened. :-)