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Canada 🌶️ Spicy
TMI
Today, I learned that I was conceived on a public bus. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that I was conceived during a conjugal visit. FML
Gemma
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Nice to know
Today, my mother thought it would be a good idea to tell me that I was conceived on an airplane toilet. FML
bloody_hell
Elkhart, United States
How? Why?
Today, I was faced with the inevitable horrible circumstances which lead me to put in a tampon on a moving city bus. FML
Ihatebuses
Today, while getting on a city bus, I sat down on a urine-soaked seat. FML
Anonymous
Northampton, United Kingdom
Today, while on the bus, a small child asked me if I was having a baby, and I replied "Yes." I'm not. I was just too ashamed to admit I was fat. FML
Mike
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Thanks for the memories
Today, my parents told me I was conceived at Disney World. Monday, I take a class trip to Disney World. My friends will be having fun and all I'll be able to think about is my parents having sex. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Boston, United States
Judgemental
Today, on the bus, a little boy gave me the dirtiest look, pointed at my pregnant stomach, and menacingly said, "I know what you did." FML
Wasted
United States
Where am I?
Today, I got on the bus I take every morning and sat in my usual seat. After about ten minutes, I noticed that the route was different and I had no idea where we were. I had been staring at my phone and boarded the wrong number bus without noticing. FML
Evol1nOC
Smooth delivery
Today, I was found out when I was a baby, I was abandoned in a dumpster. FML
Anonymous
Ytre Arna, Norway
Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML
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Timmo_fml 2
As opposed to a private bus? Guess that would be a car actually.
mrbattleman 10
I just know that somewhere on that bus, there was a very happy homeless man masterbating to that
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Comments (170)
mitchie11 0
OP. Where you were conceived makes no difference. How or where you were born has literally no effect on your life as of present. No need to be upset.
Dani3264 0
it beats being concieved in a tractor...
perfectlybrokenx 0
let me guess who pulled the baby out, a hobo :D?
Rashkavar 0
Conceived....The baby doesn't come out for another 9 months at that point.
perfectlybrokenx 0
hm well don't I fail. got the story mixed up I guess. my bad. omg ew op !
wangchung202 0
#36 is ******* hot
joeinthedark 18
Is she really or is it just that she has her **** hanging out? If you look closely at her face, that thing just above her pink bra'd boobs, you'll see her face is not that great. I'm sure she's a very nice lady, but, it's heavily made-up and she kinda looks like a man in this picture. She has done is a good job of drawing the attention away from that face, by framing her assets in a bright pink cover.
waterynuggets 0
Non-issue.
nerdsgetmehot 23
I'm trying to figure out how that scenario would even work out without the whole bus noticing that something was going down.
joeinthedark 18
You've obviously never engaged in a public session then. there are lots of ways. Some are obvious and probably intended to be, but some are far more subtle. She sits on his lap and sort of rocks back and forth, for example.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#94 I've only been active in the world of sex for about 4 months now, so I'm not very knowledgeable about such things. :P
golfer420 0
you're lucky I was conceived in a hot tub full of jello
koolkat234 0
it's better than a barn
Jerals 0
Is this even considered as a FML? God.
katee6 0
I was conceived in an arcade. i'm jealous of yours.