Kids: Today, my dad suggested I go back to my abusive, psychotic ex,...

By NotTodaySatan - 07/07/2019 16:00 - United States - Tempe

Today, my dad suggested I go back to my abusive, psychotic ex, who happens to be the father of my only child. He suggested this only so I can get pregnant again, and get more money back on my taxes. His "bright side" to this? At least my kids will have the same father. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2024 10:00 - United States - Lenoir

Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend, whom I'd been in love with since I was 19, wants to be back with his baby momma. His dad, after finding out that he has cancer, offered to marry me and adopt my kids to collect his SSI checks in case he dies. FML

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By anon - 31/01/2016 21:38 - United States

Today, my parents have deliberately ruined my last 2 relationships, because they want me to get back together with my ex simply because he is my son's dad. Apparently, my son needs his father more than I need a man who won't beat me every time he gets drunk. FML

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By what the actual fuck?! - 02/08/2021 07:01 - United States

Today, my psychotic ex-boyfriend hit a brand new low. I was served court papers, saying that he’s suing me by demanding I give him a paternity test for my daughter. He’s also telling everyone he’s her real father. He and I were broken up for more than a year before I even got pregnant. FML

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By crakbbyaparently - 31/01/2009 01:34 - United States

Today, my old man told me that he only married my mom because she convinced him she was pregnant with his child. In fact, she aborted a week later. "And then we had you instead." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2016 07:26 - United States - Blair

Today, I found out that the only reason I'm alive is because my dad beat the living shit out of my mom to stop her getting an abortion. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2014 18:43 - United States - Shawnee

Today, my husband suggested we get divorced, "for tax purposes". FML

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By hispanicsmyass - 26/10/2020 16:59 - United States - Cleveland

Today, my ex thinks he's such a good parent that he is arguing about making up parenting time. Yet our court agreement says he's to be responsible for doctor's appointments, carry health insurance for our child, and life insurance. Plus pay child support. None of which he has followed through on. FML

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Fury

By Anonymous - 31/10/2023 04:00

Today, my parents are furious and are refusing to let me see my kids. Why? They're raising my kids after I lost them to foster care and I stopped fighting for custody, and just announced my pregnancy with my new boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2013 20:15 - United States - Staten Island

Today, after I had changed my number to get away from my abusive ex, my mom decided to give him my new one. She insists that I need to give him another chance. FML

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Cough up, daddy

By Anonymous - 05/08/2023 10:00

Today, my son told me he and his ex deliberately got pregnant, despite being broken up, because she wanted a baby, he wanted sex, and she promised she wouldn’t ask him for child support. She must have had her fingers crossed because his court date is next week. Moron. FML

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Ellimac21 14

Sunday 7 July 2019 16:50

Both your ex and your dad suck... Honestly the first job of a dad is to make sure his children are safe and alright. Not the amount of taxes they pay...

Susan Yee 9

Monday 8 July 2019 1:13

Since Trump, “more kids more return” is not true anymore. They phased it out.

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Ellimac21 14

Sunday 7 July 2019 16:50

Both your ex and your dad suck... Honestly the first job of a dad is to make sure his children are safe and alright. Not the amount of taxes they pay...

ajh1800 25

Sunday 7 July 2019 18:48

You're an adult. It's your life and you can say "no".

Lila Mathews 10

Sunday 7 July 2019 21:08

You don't seem to understand the point of this site 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Darebearius 7

Sunday 7 July 2019 23:30

She said "suggested" not "forcing"

Susan Yee 9

Monday 8 July 2019 1:13

Since Trump, “more kids more return” is not true anymore. They phased it out.

BurnInDemonFire 34

Monday 8 July 2019 2:13

Your dad is a moron. Even as a suggestion, that was stupid.

Ksweety_fml 27

Monday 8 July 2019 16:07

Your dad's a jerk for that

TrashlifeKaylala 12

Monday 8 July 2019 20:47

Dads are the absolute WORST when it comes to their daughters’ boyfriends. The only guy my father liked turned out to be a total piece of crap. He always has something to say about the guy im dating now and all hes done is treat me like a queen