Sex and Intimacy: Timing is important

Timing is important

By effingdoucher - 30/01/2011 06:07 - United States

Today, I was having sex with a guy I met at my friend's party. He stopped mid-thrust, climbed off, and started talking about how nervous he is about buying his first car next week. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2023 21:00 - United States - Elmira

Today, I had sex with someone new for the first time after my 10 year relationship ended. The person was a friend who had been making serious sexual references toward me on and off over the year I've known him. I don't know if I'm more embarrassed that he couldn't keep it up, or that I came from anticipation anyways. FML

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And then.....

By Emmpag - 02/02/2020 01:00 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, I bought my very first car that I spent years saving for. A few hours after I signed all the papers, I let my boyfriend go for a test drive. He totaled it. FML

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By JoshuasGirl - 23/12/2013 19:13 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After he'd repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me, he passed out halfway through. FML

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By Confused - 22/08/2012 16:33 - Spain - Madrid

Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML

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First time?

By Anonymous - 29/11/2013 11:56 - United States - Westminster

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It was also the first time he'd ever had sex. How could I tell? He cried all the way through, and called his parents right after. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2010 05:06 - United States

Today, I drove my new car with a manual transmission for the first time by myself. I was at a stoplight and saw a cute guy in the car next to me. He looked my way and gave me "the nod". The light turned green and I tried to go but I stalled out, lurching my car forward right into the car next to me. FML

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By Anyom - 27/07/2016 00:46 - United States - Detroit

Today, my friend got her first car. I bought mine 3 weeks ago and haven't started making payments. She came straight from the dealer ship to pick me up. She backed in to my car. FML

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By stillkindahorny - 13/09/2011 05:51 - United States

Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been seeing. It took him longer to put the condom on than it did to finish. FML

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By Partners - 22/06/2015 19:55 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2018 03:30

Today, I had sex with a guy I'd had a crush on for a long time. When I asked if he was having trouble putting it in, he answered that he was fully in. FML

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MagicMushrooms 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 12:30

He should be nervous! Cars are important thing to get right!

Zebidee 8

Sunday 30 January 2011 12:56

You hooked up with a drunk guy you met three hours before, and the sex wasn't perfect? I can understand your disappointment that he wasn't a caring and sensitive lover...

Comments

lindseytaylor201 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 14:23

"with a guy I met at my friends party." classy.

Phustercluck 11

Sunday 30 January 2011 17:20

"with a guy I met at my friends wine tasting" fixed?

Phustercluck 11

Sunday 30 January 2011 17:24

"with a guy I met at my friends wine tasting" fixed?

ICaughtFire 4

Sunday 30 January 2011 17:44

I like it Phustercluck... I like it.

enoughgrace 4

Sunday 30 January 2011 14:41

He's nervous about his possible STI. You should probably be nervous about your possible STD.

mizz_rivera9 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 15:02

hes an idiot but sounds like muh man but only he woukd finish then say it lol

Chris19801012 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 16:27

well it actually sounds like he did finish maybe a bit early then made up that excuse.

Doortje 29

Sunday 30 January 2011 15:16

Yeah well, don't expect too much of it when you're having sex with a guy you barely know.

truehitman2010 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 15:34

****

Gunz24 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 15:44

I stopped mid thrust cause I decided which handgun I wanted. my girl is a champ though. we went to get it, came back and finished. WIN !

cici132 3

Sunday 30 January 2011 15:48

:$ oh tht sucks well what can u do boys will be boys

Gunz24 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 15:50

damn lol

Doniar 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 18:33

ide finish if it was cici. :) ide probably stop in middle with op

JERZBornNRaised 7

Sunday 30 January 2011 18:41

doniar your a creeper, first off you dont even know her but youd bang her? second shes a lil young if it is her in the pic at all, and lastly i doubt its her in the pic anyway since most people on here type in hot girl on google and use a pic from there. IDIOT