Sex and Intimacy: Timing is important

Timing is important

By effingdoucher - 30/01/2011 06:07 - United States

Today, I was having sex with a guy I met at my friend's party. He stopped mid-thrust, climbed off, and started talking about how nervous he is about buying his first car next week. FML

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Sunday 30 January 2011 12:30

He should be nervous! Cars are important thing to get right!

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Sunday 30 January 2011 12:56

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