Today, my girlfriend woefully admitted that she thinks of me more as a brother than as a boyfriend, all while I was still inside her. FML
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Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she looked up at me and said, "You look a lot like your brother." FML
Today, my girlfriend admitted to my best friend that she basically just sees me as a dildo with annoying emotions. FML
Today, while at my brother's funeral, my girlfriend decided to tell me she'd been sleeping with him. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she was scared that she was more in love with me than I was in her, and that she was afraid I would leave her. So she left me instead. I'd been thinking about proposing. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML
Today, I appreciated how much my older sister is engaged and fully appreciative of how wonderful my girlfriend is… until my girlfriend told me that she has a huge crush on my sister. FML
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother is more into me than she is. FML
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Top comments
ByronJess 17
That makes you wonder exactly why she was still letting you sleep with her...
cjcstuart 7
Please tell me you pulled out...
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Comments (263)
soccerguy2 11
But you finished, right? A man gotta do what a man gotta do.
exleonhart 0
Uhm, Wut?
upyourzlolz 11
Umm, what?
afunnyterdcody 5
Most definatly
knelson594 0
Hope she doesn't have a brother
EyeCeYu 7
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. But sex is not the answer...
bizarre_ftw 22
What is the answer?
melliemoo17 6
Yes?
nava1210 12
I just.. ..got my mind blown.
arielhoee 9
Sex is always the answer. It's never a question.
flockz 20
*shoots you in the mouth*
CovertRuskie 0
42...that is the answer
GoW_Chick 15
I think someone is way to close to their brother..
grouperslayer20 0
Your very pretty
MrBoredGuy 1
You're*
msjoyfull84 0
She doesn't even have your in her comment.
muzy 23
Holy faecal matter ! 31 appears to be suffering from a mild case grammnazititis. One of the symptoms associated with this disease is that an individual, is overcome by a sudden urge to point out and attempt to correct mistakes where none have been made. Although the etiology of the disease remains unknown, it is believed that there is strong correlation between it and ignorance !
muzy 23
Edit: #30
GoW_Chick 15
Don't worry guys, he was just a Dumbassian disguised as a Grammar Nazi, he didn't know any better, let's all pat him on the back and tell him "Nice try, sweetie, better luck next time."
obviousboy 8
The real question is… did you finish?
DontForgetMe4 0
This has to be the creepiest thing ever. I understand what she means (sorta) but during sex.... da ****?
kawaiianime 5
Great timing, eh?
kyz_xox 11
My first thought; "Wow..."
Torva_fml 16
My 22nd though.... "well that was ******* stupid... Thumbs down"
NevaehGlass 0
Umm. I hope you broke up with her! If my boyfriend said something like that while we were doing that, I would slap him haha(: I hope You stopped right Away lol
TheMotorCity 6
I would never call you my sister during sex, probably because you wouldn't be conscious to hear.
TheMotorCity 6
Oh god, that wasn't suppose to be interpreted as me raping you.
Sparks808 10
Lmao... Unfortunately, that's the way it read. What did you mean by it?
CRC_101 31
TheMotorCity: This is the best lol of the day. Thank you for your awesomeness.
imepelepticsir 5
I'm sure after hearing that his hips thrusted faster.
BIGASSTITS 12
*soft*
RatedR916_fml 0
*hard* =;
lazyfoo92 4
*instantly*