Today, I told my boyfriend to stop tickling me, since I absolutely hate being tickled. He got extremely pissed at me and left the room. It took me a full five minutes to realize that I'd called him by my ex's name. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend and I told him that I was going to tickle him, to which he responded me how he’d “crack” me in the head so that I’d never even think about tickling him again. It threw me into a panic attack and people laughed. I’m a survivor of domestic violence. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a heated argument. He raised his hand like he was going to hit me. Having been hit by my ex before, I panicked and instinctively kicked his legs out from under him. He then dumped me because he said he was just gonna scare me, but I used real violence on him. FML
Today, while creeping on my boyfriend's ex-wife’s Facebook, I found out that he used to call her the same nicknames he now calls me. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend in a joking manner that he says my name slightly incorrectly. Now he’s mad I didn’t tell him. FML
Today, I went out with my friend and her boyfriend. Not knowing him very well, I accidentally called him by her ex’s name. He took that as a sign she was still seeing the ex and dumped her on the spot. She’s now not speaking to me for ruining her life. I’m just bad with names. FML
Today, my boyfriend starting going off on me, calling me a psycho, all because I opened our bedroom door while he was in there. FML
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Top comments
Susieee_Q 9
Don't worry, that just means it'll probably be the last time you ever get tickled by your soon-to-be ex boyfriend.
ShrukiantheMad 0
Did your brain derp?
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Comments (150)
Cvlrd17 0
bitch move o:
nintendoOnerdOo 3
wow
Sofargone05 0
Oh shit. Been there done that, find something similar to your exs name and say you said that.
jace913 0
your such a douche bag I hope he beats u
AtomicRebirth 11
Really? You're going to condone domestic abuse over a simple slip of the tongue? If anything, I'd say YOU'RE the douche bag.
Shinobi_1991 4
What the heck? You're telling a person to commit physical abuse on someone, because of a slip of the tongue? That's just wrong!
doc89holliday 3
thats f.ed up
jamieexo 2
Ouch!!!!!!
french_vulpix 19
Hey, at least it was something you hated that subconsciously reminded you of him. Seems better than if you had been on a date or something :)
Beautiful22Mess 0
oh damn
july7799 0
wow and how long have u been dating?????
CharlieS0ul 0
hey.. just apologize and tell him you weren't thinking straight when you said it.. and ignore all the ass holes that said you deserved it. everyone has a blonde moment.. no offense to blondes
snowR 1
Aww Gee.. When a girl slips up an ex's name its a mistake.. But a guy does the same, hes a lying cheating sob who doesn't deserve a girl so awesome like you isn't it? Get over yourself..