Today, I told my boyfriend to stop tickling me, since I absolutely hate being tickled. He got extremely pissed at me and left the room. It took me a full five minutes to realize that I'd called him by my ex's name. FML
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Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend and I told him that I was going to tickle him, to which he responded me how he’d “crack” me in the head so that I’d never even think about tickling him again. It threw me into a panic attack and people laughed. I’m a survivor of domestic violence. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a heated argument. He raised his hand like he was going to hit me. Having been hit by my ex before, I panicked and instinctively kicked his legs out from under him. He then dumped me because he said he was just gonna scare me, but I used real violence on him. FML
Today, while creeping on my boyfriend's ex-wife’s Facebook, I found out that he used to call her the same nicknames he now calls me. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend in a joking manner that he says my name slightly incorrectly. Now he’s mad I didn’t tell him. FML
Today, I went out with my friend and her boyfriend. Not knowing him very well, I accidentally called him by her ex’s name. He took that as a sign she was still seeing the ex and dumped her on the spot. She’s now not speaking to me for ruining her life. I’m just bad with names. FML
Today, my boyfriend starting going off on me, calling me a psycho, all because I opened our bedroom door while he was in there. FML
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Top comments
Susieee_Q 9
Don't worry, that just means it'll probably be the last time you ever get tickled by your soon-to-be ex boyfriend.
ShrukiantheMad 0
Did your brain derp?
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Comments (150)
softball1432 0
don't worry one night I was with my boyfriend, Braxton. We were going to a concert and a bunch of girls walked out and I said, "look Jake! there's you some girls" Jake was my recent ex that I was engaged to. Braxton didn't talk to me for the first 30 minutes.. I had to do a lot of kissing up..
lksdliz 9
Ha-ha! My husband used to do that alot when we first got together, but only when he was mad, so all blame goes to the ex!
kitten1323 19
My boyfriend wouldnt stop tickling my feet the first time I went over. It was torture until the pizza we ordered came. Never in my life had I been so happy to see a pizza guy!
elizabeth9m 4
that's my boyfriend , but instead he would be pissed cuz i told him to stop tickling me -___-
SydneyG 0
...epic failure
559NVUS 3
bitch
SinfulRose 0
Dumb ass lol
ramykomy 0
wow...... that's kinda your fault... plus who doesn't like being tickled, be more playful
TBMFan 0
Idiot -.-
Fluffalo 0
that just means when you get mad it reminds you of your ex.