Today, I told my boyfriend to stop tickling me, since I absolutely hate being tickled. He got extremely pissed at me and left the room. It took me a full five minutes to realize that I'd called him by my ex's name. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend and I told him that I was going to tickle him, to which he responded me how he’d “crack” me in the head so that I’d never even think about tickling him again. It threw me into a panic attack and people laughed. I’m a survivor of domestic violence. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a heated argument. He raised his hand like he was going to hit me. Having been hit by my ex before, I panicked and instinctively kicked his legs out from under him. He then dumped me because he said he was just gonna scare me, but I used real violence on him. FML
Today, while creeping on my boyfriend's ex-wife’s Facebook, I found out that he used to call her the same nicknames he now calls me. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend in a joking manner that he says my name slightly incorrectly. Now he’s mad I didn’t tell him. FML
Today, I went out with my friend and her boyfriend. Not knowing him very well, I accidentally called him by her ex’s name. He took that as a sign she was still seeing the ex and dumped her on the spot. She’s now not speaking to me for ruining her life. I’m just bad with names. FML
Today, my boyfriend starting going off on me, calling me a psycho, all because I opened our bedroom door while he was in there. FML
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Susieee_Q 9
Don't worry, that just means it'll probably be the last time you ever get tickled by your soon-to-be ex boyfriend.
ShrukiantheMad 0
Did your brain derp?
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Comments (150)
SherryA 15
I've totally done this before. He'll get over it.... Maybe. Hahahaha. FYL.
AshleighSmashly 0
... someone deserves a swift kick to the shin
sofinemos 4
thats was harsh
bullrider92 19
Damn,can't blame him for getting pissed.But he should have stopped tickling you and it might not have gotten to that point.
Kiirst_mt1994 26
ydi.
pitaman81 0
Ouch. But it is kind of your fault tho, no offense
daaahahaha 4
As long as u didnt say it during like sex or a really happy, personal moment- he shouldnt be too offended or wanna dump you over it...especially if you've been with your ex for ages- understand the force of habit! and if he used to tickle you heaps or something... just apologise heaps, tell him your reasons and make sure it doesn't happen again :) I was with an ex for 2 years...then later on I had a close friend who had a bf with the same name as my ex for 3 years- whom she constantly talked about... with my long term bf now I even actually told him to be warned that I could slip up and say this guys name haha, but its been a year and hasnt happened :)
LostDN 9
instant ex move
nentenkupo 19
Anything you say or do while being tickled cannot be held against you. FYL, op.