Today, I was shopping with my boyfriend when we came across the most beautiful piece of Japanese furniture. When I inspected it closely, my boyfriend started laughing. Turns out I was making the same noise I make when I orgasm in reaction to a piece of furniture. FML
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Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to a furniture store. We split up for a bit, and after a while I went to find him. A salesman noticed I seemed to be looking around for him and said, "Oh, your son is upstairs." We're the same age. FML
Today, in the middle of having sex with my boyfriend, instead of saying something sexy, he decided to tell me that the bowling alley had a new air hockey table. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed that every time I'm about to climax, I hit my head on something. Whether it's a wall or his face. FML
Today, my boyfriend compared my orgasm to that of a beached sea turtle. He demonstrated what he meant in front of all our friends. FML
Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. I wanted to tease him, so I got his attention and made my orgasm face when I thought no one was looking. His thirteen year-old cousin saw and now bursts out laughing whenever he sees me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
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majesticprincess 19
Buy the couch. **** him On the couch. Therefore you'll have an ****** times two. You're welcome
kelseysking 26
That's hilarious, glad I don't do that
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Comments (55)
toshaleigh 15
oh man that's horrible OP sorry
FrontRowSquad 8
Was it a vibrating recliner?
lazyslumber 18
Wow you have an innovative alternative to ****
chikinscratch00 8
lol
Vestin 18
Dump him and move in with the furniture. Trust me on this, I'm an expert in FML relationship advice.
fuckedPriceless 17
Commas are important OP. I read this as: "I was making the same noise I make when I ****** in reaction to furniture", implying you ****** in reaction to furniture often haha
ana_lee_bonde 17
I understood what OP meant on the first read despite the error.
Repethetic 25
r00d nah but seriously, I tried. I had to edit so many times to get any decent info across. play nice :(
chocolatelover96 14
That's not so bad. If you had actually had an ****** over some furniture on the other hand. ...
Based_Muhmd 12
I can't really imagine what sound you make.
Repethetic 25
op here: it's a sort of soft moan, luckily for me. that would have been awkward.
Redgy22 26
good wood is good wood
zarrganaut 17
Must be a nice couch!