Today, I was shopping with my boyfriend when we came across the most beautiful piece of Japanese furniture. When I inspected it closely, my boyfriend started laughing. Turns out I was making the same noise I make when I orgasm in reaction to a piece of furniture. FML
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Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to a furniture store. We split up for a bit, and after a while I went to find him. A salesman noticed I seemed to be looking around for him and said, "Oh, your son is upstairs." We're the same age. FML
Today, in the middle of having sex with my boyfriend, instead of saying something sexy, he decided to tell me that the bowling alley had a new air hockey table. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed that every time I'm about to climax, I hit my head on something. Whether it's a wall or his face. FML
Today, my boyfriend compared my orgasm to that of a beached sea turtle. He demonstrated what he meant in front of all our friends. FML
Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. I wanted to tease him, so I got his attention and made my orgasm face when I thought no one was looking. His thirteen year-old cousin saw and now bursts out laughing whenever he sees me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
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majesticprincess 19
Buy the couch. **** him On the couch. Therefore you'll have an ****** times two. You're welcome
kelseysking 26
That's hilarious, glad I don't do that
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Comments (55)
MasterBob_fml 14
hard wood is good wood
Repethetic 25
OP here. I just wish to specify that it was in fact a carved wooden screen, worth over $3200. If that doesn't make you want to moan then I don't even know how to please you. Also, the boyfriend's fine in bed, we'll leave him out of this. I think I'm just sexually attracted to Japanese furniture.
rene22 18
Seems like it's more like "f his life" if you're moaning at a wooden screen and he's only "fine" in bed
skyeyez9 24
I hope you weren't making the "O" face as well.
Cassandra2015 21
Must have been some good looking furniture !
The_weird_one_2 13
When me and my boyfriend play cod and I get killed apparently I make a sound similar to the one I make when I ******
AllSoul 23
Really? I'm forever insulting them.
Matt32179 8
That's hilarious you gotta give it to him if you saw him making the same noise cause of something awesome he's seeing as when he's orgasming im pretty sure you'd laugh get over yourself OP.
Repethetic 25
:(
blackvyper 8
Maybe you just have an affinity for 'wood'.
the_aspect 28
wow! really?
mccrightp 29
At least he knows what you sound like when orgasming!
McCooch 3
nice, that's kind of sexy. I'll bet it was a sexy piece of furniture. :)