This party is lit

By Tyler_Padgett - 24/05/2009 23:52 - United States

Today, I was lighting fireworks for my cousin's birthday in my grandmother's yard. When it came time to light the "Grand Finale", I read on the outside of the box, "Face this side towards crowd for the best result". After I lit it, I realized that it was on its side. I shot 100 fireworks at my family. FML
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shaPOW 0

the way this is written is misleading, like you read that you were supposed to turn that side toward the audience but you turned it on its side anyway. i hope no one got hurt.

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NGM_KID 0

Don't lie, we all know you secretly plotted this so you could kill them.....too bad your plan backfired :P

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mylifesucksoften 0

OMG this one made me laugh so hard! XD btw: did no one got hurt?

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iKaite 0

I have just nearly died laughing, and also nearly just choked on my food. hahahahahahaha...... :D

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AdamGD 0

OMG! This same thing happened to me once except it was one of those huge ones (i think they are called artilleries, idk) and it kept rolling so we had no clue where it would fire next! It was scary and fun as hell at the same time! It sorta felt like we were getting bombed. One of the shots broke my neighbor's car's sideview mirror and my friend visiting from san antonio (i live in houston) got shot in the foot. Was your firework at least one of those boxes that shoots tons of little ones? Cuz those are easier to dodge because you can just move to the side

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chinolatino 0

You deserve that one, you're parents didn't.

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LiLL00FAH_L0VER 0

jAjA L0L thats messed up...why would yuh face it towards the crowd..??

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chex_fml 0

my neighbours did fireworks once but not as many as that and it hit my other neighbours :| lol

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poppajonzz 0

"For best results aim this gun at what you want to kill." Pretty sure common sense dictated you NOT aim explosives at your family! YDI

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jstasilentscream 3

well, one thing's for sure : since you're still able to get online and write a FML about it, then i presume at least 90% of them survived... apart from that, sir you are a r. e. t. a. r. d.

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