Sex, Awkward, Camping and Intimacy: This is awkward, guys - FML

This is awkward, guys

By Username - 19/06/2011 18:08 - United States

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Today, I went camping with my girlfriend and best friend. They are now having blood-curdling sex in our tent. My friend is also my ride home. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 05:14 - United States

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Today, for my mom's birthday, we went camping. At night, my mom and her boyfriend decided to have "Birthday Sex" because they thought everyone was asleep. Trying to not make it awkward for me and my friend that I brought along, I kept still. Soon, I heard my friend going to town on herself. FML

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By Noname - 14/03/2009 05:08 - United States

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Today, I came back from a hike to see my trailer rocking, as well as some strange but obvious noises coming from it. I went camping alone. Two strangers were in my camper having sex. FML

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By fingwhore - 27/07/2014 17:12 - United States - Greensboro

Today, my girlfriend came back from camping with her friends. I say "friends", I mean "friend". And when I say "friend", I mean "her ex". I took a look through her bag afterwards, and well, who knew condoms were considered camping equipment these days. FML

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By johnnydoe6969 - 20/11/2011 23:51 - United States

Spicy

Today, I went camping and shared a tent with this girl I have been sleeping with here and there for a year. To impress her, I popped a certain male enhancement supplement. Thirty minutes later I found out she was on her period. What a long night. FML

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Lucky escape

By Anonymous - 27/11/2025 12:00

Today, I went camping with my girlfriend and another couple. We saw a black bear. I shrieked and peed, while the other guy stepped forward and yelled, "Get outta here!" To my surprise, it ran away. My girlfriend is so ashamed of me that she's refusing to share a tent. I'm sleeping in my truck bed. FML

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I don't know either

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I went camping in the mountains with my girlfriend and her very outdoor loving mountain. I sprained my ankle falling out of the car and got a bug bite on my penis while peeing. Her dad actually asked why she was dating me and she admitted that she had no idea. FML

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By Anon - 23/07/2017 05:00

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Today, I went camping. The night was calm and quiet, so we went to our separate tents to sleep. I closed my eyes, listening to the distant waves and my father playing porn in the tent beside me. FML

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The call of the wild

By Anonymous - 16/05/2022 20:00 - United States - Crown Point

Today, I went camping with my boyfriend. We were sleeping on a small slope. He got so drunk he peed in his sleep. I was downhill. FML

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Classic lineup

By Phoellie - 28/08/2009 11:43 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, as I arrived at my house after a two week holiday, I opened the door and heard footsteps upstairs. I went up and found my boyfriend naked in bed. We had great sex. Afterwards I found my best friend naked in the wardrobe. Turns out they'd also had great sex. FML

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Having fun?

By hoho5191 - 20/07/2009 16:50 - United States

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Today, I was at a friend's party. Her neighbor and I really hit it off. We went off into the woods and left everyone, including her parents, at the bonfire. We started hooking up when my friend ran over. Apparently they could see everything. We had on glow stick necklaces and bracelets. FML

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godmax1 3

Monday 20 June 2011 0:32

MAN THE **** UP AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. ( anger ended ) throw her shit in the fire and then when your friend drives you home pop him in the face when you reach your house.

Xcrazygirl21 8

Monday 20 June 2011 0:31

Blood curdling sex? Sounds terrible.

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alym1617 0

Monday 20 June 2011 14:37

dipshit, you're camping. kill them both and fake getting lost a few days. say you dunno what happened to them

peterds 0

Monday 20 June 2011 15:04

is that good?

Vaesive 0

Monday 20 June 2011 15:06

Wow eff that. Man up, take the keys and leave them there. Since best friend and gf. You can sure pick em! Fyl

FuckIt2010 3

Monday 20 June 2011 15:25

dude take pics post them all around call a freind to come get slash his tires and bounce

viola4321 0

Monday 20 June 2011 15:31

This FML bothers me cause it sounds like 3 people I know. OP, how did you let that happen? She's YOUR girlfriend... YDI

MarcLH 2

Monday 20 June 2011 15:42

Take his car and drive away without them...

born_hustla 26

Monday 20 June 2011 15:44

with all due respect, grow some balls bro...get in there, join them. let it be what it is and everyone is happy.- just don't marry her.

dirtymikentheboy_fml 0

Monday 20 June 2011 15:46

no. better yet. kick his ars and take his car and cell phone and leave both in the woods

emily14swim 0

Monday 20 June 2011 16:11

well said god, well said...

austin0023 0

Monday 20 June 2011 16:14

wtf? beat his ass...

EvilDave 13

Monday 20 June 2011 17:01

Beat THEIR asses. FTFY.

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