Today, I went camping with my girlfriend and best friend. They are now having blood-curdling sex in our tent. My friend is also my ride home. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went camping with friends, two guys and one girl. Night came and things got freaky. Two of them began to make out. I wanted to make a move on my guy friend but he said, “Nah, let’s not ruin the friendship.” Then he proceeded to have a threesome with them. Oh, and the other guy didn’t want me either. FML
Today, for my mom's birthday, we went camping. At night, my mom and her boyfriend decided to have "Birthday Sex" because they thought everyone was asleep. Trying to not make it awkward for me and my friend that I brought along, I kept still. Soon, I heard my friend going to town on herself. FML
Today, I came back from a hike to see my trailer rocking, as well as some strange but obvious noises coming from it. I went camping alone. Two strangers were in my camper having sex. FML
Today, my girlfriend came back from camping with her friends. I say "friends", I mean "friend". And when I say "friend", I mean "her ex". I took a look through her bag afterwards, and well, who knew condoms were considered camping equipment these days. FML
Today, I went camping and shared a tent with this girl I have been sleeping with here and there for a year. To impress her, I popped a certain male enhancement supplement. Thirty minutes later I found out she was on her period. What a long night. FML
Today, I went camping with my girlfriend and another couple. We saw a black bear. I shrieked and peed, while the other guy stepped forward and yelled, "Get outta here!" To my surprise, it ran away. My girlfriend is so ashamed of me that she's refusing to share a tent. I'm sleeping in my truck bed. FML
Today, I went camping in the mountains with my girlfriend and her very outdoor loving mountain. I sprained my ankle falling out of the car and got a bug bite on my penis while peeing. Her dad actually asked why she was dating me and she admitted that she had no idea. FML
Today, I went camping. The night was calm and quiet, so we went to our separate tents to sleep. I closed my eyes, listening to the distant waves and my father playing porn in the tent beside me. FML
Today, I went camping with my boyfriend. We were sleeping on a small slope. He got so drunk he peed in his sleep. I was downhill. FML
Today, as I arrived at my house after a two week holiday, I opened the door and heard footsteps upstairs. I went up and found my boyfriend naked in bed. We had great sex. Afterwards I found my best friend naked in the wardrobe. Turns out they'd also had great sex. FML
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godmax1 3
MAN THE **** UP AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. ( anger ended ) throw her shit in the fire and then when your friend drives you home pop him in the face when you reach your house.
Xcrazygirl21 8
Blood curdling sex? Sounds terrible.
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Comments (576)
imperialtl 12
how does (i.e. do you let this) shit kinda shit happen?
Penney747 0
yeah man up loser beat his ******* ass and slash his tires then burn her shit catch a ride home or something dude wtf is wrong with you
sofarfromreal89 0
if you let that happen and didn't beat your friend then she also knew you wouldn't do anything about.....thus you deserved it
randomfightfan 0
ydi for not doing anything about it. kick his ass, dump her, and drive his vehicle home yourself
Ieatpeople1984 0
Oops how did the tent just magically catch on fire?
Ironlink2cda 1
And you call yourself a Texan? What a disgrace...
5upernova 3
I hope you found the car keys and drove back home without them knowing! The two of them clearly do not respect you, so why respect them? You will find a better best friend and a better girlfriend someday.
ergo_fml 13
So you don't have the balls to walk in and call them on it? And instead go on FML while you listen to them? Either you're a really sad person or this is total BS.
Chris9154 6
dude how did u not bust in and kill him?
zaczm 2
don't be such a pussy.