Today, I met my boyfriend's brother. When he saw me, he whispered into my boyfriend's ear, "So, this is your bitch eh? Nice!" FML
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Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet the family. After several long moments of silence, one of my sisters burst out laughing, and asked, "Okay, who is this guy really?" FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. I was really excited to meet his brother, since his brother is his best friend. One of the first questions his brother asked me was, "He did tell you he isn't the handsome brother, right?" Followed by, "You aren't a feminist are you?" FML
Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally met my brother. He arrested him for drunk driving. FML
Today, after meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time, I found out that he, his sister, and their father enjoy talking loudly over the person who is currently talking, because what anyone else says is not worth listening to. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's cousin's birthday party, I was hanging around with his sister as I didn't know anyone. She was talking to some friends when one of them asked her, "So, is your brother still going out with that crazy chick?" Her answer was to introduce me. FML
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Today, a gorgeous girl was making eyes at me in a cafe, and she actually came and said hi to me. Before I could say hi back, my brother said to her, “Stop making eyes at my boyfriend you slut.” She left upset and I wanted to murder him. He thought it was the best prank ever. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
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O_EM_G 0
atleast the "nice" was thrown in there... :-
bummervacation 10
"Your bitch?" People still use that phrase? I thought it died along with "Hater" when 2010 ended. Oops, guess I was wrong.
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Comments (82)
meeba 2
what is so bad about that?
barrelroll1472 0
meh, that was a little over the top, I still think you're a tight ass though.
Heyballard 0
I don't think what he said was so bad. At least he wasn't like, "So this is the bitch, eh? Damn she's ugly!" I mean, at least he said nice!
TheJimAubrey 0
YDI for living in Canada and having problems other than maple syrup on your hockey puck. Good Game.
BeccaEatsGlitter 0
lol. Thats so true .. :D
blahbaby123 0
Why are all these guys saying "He complimented you!" How is calling someone a bitch a compliment?! Yeah he said "Nice" Implying that you are good looking, but so?! That's like punching someone in the face and then saying "You have a nice bone structure!" It's like....wtf?! You are his GIRLFRIEND not his bitch. Guys need to learn respect! I hope your boyfriend stood up for you!
andrewfyl 0
These guys sound like bros. and this is the 69th comment. chill
doglady 16
ugh, what a turd. at least you have his approval (sarcasm)
WorldRallyXtreme 9
lol, I read mother instead of brother...still sucks though
legendary242 5
That's a compliment
Concray 0
That was just a brother being a brother. Nothing to get worked up about... I once used something similar at my little sister. And for some reason the guy thinks I'm gay... :/