Today, I met my boyfriend's brother. When he saw me, he whispered into my boyfriend's ear, "So, this is your bitch eh? Nice!" FML
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Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet the family. After several long moments of silence, one of my sisters burst out laughing, and asked, "Okay, who is this guy really?" FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. I was really excited to meet his brother, since his brother is his best friend. One of the first questions his brother asked me was, "He did tell you he isn't the handsome brother, right?" Followed by, "You aren't a feminist are you?" FML
Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally met my brother. He arrested him for drunk driving. FML
Today, after meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time, I found out that he, his sister, and their father enjoy talking loudly over the person who is currently talking, because what anyone else says is not worth listening to. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's cousin's birthday party, I was hanging around with his sister as I didn't know anyone. She was talking to some friends when one of them asked her, "So, is your brother still going out with that crazy chick?" Her answer was to introduce me. FML
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Today, a gorgeous girl was making eyes at me in a cafe, and she actually came and said hi to me. Before I could say hi back, my brother said to her, “Stop making eyes at my boyfriend you slut.” She left upset and I wanted to murder him. He thought it was the best prank ever. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
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O_EM_G 0
atleast the "nice" was thrown in there... :-
bummervacation 10
"Your bitch?" People still use that phrase? I thought it died along with "Hater" when 2010 ended. Oops, guess I was wrong.
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Comments (82)
maybaybe 0
Your dating him, not his ******** brother so don't worry about it :)
tygerarmy 35
And the dick head brother complimented you. Just be happy he didn't call you a hot piece of ass, or worse say bro "so you're dating this ugly bitch Eh? You could do so much better"
IHeartJimi02 0
I hate when guys use the term "bitch" instead of just saying "girlfriend". Just be happy you're not dating him op.
Jizwold 0
**** bitches get money
ktrose 0
^Everyday!
BahBah_The_Sheep 0
Hopefully we get a picture to verify ;)
PeteyPablo12308 20
Yeah, at least he thinks you are hot right?
dezinspaaace 0
wow, nice family.
ComfortablyNumbb 0
The best part is he said 'eh?' and they're from canada! :D
mergo44 1
haha damn, someone beat me to it
perdix 31
Do you have bionic ears or does your bf's brother whisper in a loud voice? The good news is that if your bf turns out to be a dud, you can always be his brother's bitch. It's nice to have options.
ritchgirl1 0
hahahahhaahha LOVE this comment!
legitasaurusrex 0
hahaha they are obviosly canadian.
punky3240 1
Well obviously. I would expect some rude comment like this to come out of a Canadians mouth anyways.
ktrose 0
33- It's not a rude comment, it's how some guys choose to speak. Substitute the word "girl" instead of "bitch" and you'll end up with the meaning of his comment. Good job on being rude though.
barrelroll1472 0
and your flabby cheeks show that you're obviously American
mckibabe 7
And your rude mouth proves your a bitch.
vanilla2u 5
Wtf are you complaning about!?
mrwesson_fml 0
thats how we talk translation good job on finding a great woman now remove the stick from your a$$