The truth

By Theaccident - 22/01/2011 10:03 - Australia

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Today, my mum told me how I was only here because my dad couldn't pull out in time. FML
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sourgirl101 28

Many children are unexpected but what is unexpected and unacceptable is for a mother to say such things. What child wants to hear that the "only" reason they are here is because daddy forgot to pull out? It may be true but not something a loving mother should ever say to their child. Ever!

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alwa7sh 2

Actually if he did then FYL, as a sperm that is.

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ympeter 0

I'm not sure how anyone could say that she deserved this....

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pinklover24 13

My dad was an accident and I'm glad because without him,I wouldn't be here so you should ask your mom what life would be like without you.And I bet it would be horrible.

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eric1152 0

Pre-ejaculate can still get a chick prego, so it doesnt matter if he pulled out in time lol. People that stupid need to be given an vasectomy.

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dapheronixx3 3

i find tht to be such a b**** move like why wud ur own mother say tht

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triggerit 5

you must be happy with your mom couse she did not blowgun at that time

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firefighter73099 0

we are all here because someone didn't pull out lol.

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