Today, my 17-year-old son managed to easily convince my 13-year-old daughter that if you have sex before getting married, you'll instantly get horrible diseases that will kill you. Her freaking out is how I found out she's not only gullible as hell, but sexually active as well. FML
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Today, despite spending literal years educating my son about safe sex and warning him not to do something stupid like get a girl pregnant at 16, he actually surpassed my expectations. He got her pregnant at 17. Plus she gave him a nasty STD. FML
Today, I overheard my daughter talking to her boyfriend over the phone about having sex. She said, "You have to piss on me to get me pregnant, that's what I heard anyway." She's 16. FML
Today, my youngest, the 17 year-old, told me she’s pregnant. That makes it official: despite all my warnings about safe sex, all three of my daughters got pregnant before the age of 18. FML
Today, I was a bit upset to learn that my 13 year-old daughter had a boyfriend. When she noticed, she assured me that I shouldn't worry, because "it's just for sex anyway". FML
Today, my 19-year-old son told me his girlfriend is pregnant, and was diagnosed with an STD. He's sure that he's the father. He's also sure he doesn't have an STD, because he's a virgin. I had to give him the sex talk that his school never did, as well as explain to him that his girlfriend is a cheater. FML
Today, my 18 year-old son learned that just because his girlfriend was on top doesn't mean gravity will prevent her from becoming pregnant. FML
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML
Today, I learned that my 18-year-old son has had more sexual partners together at one time than I've had separately in total in my life. FML
Today, my 14 year old daughter told me she's pregnant. I work as a public speaker for promoting celibacy and safe sex. FML
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Cortezthe1st 23
You should play along.
Trin_Tran 26
Well at least she won't be sexually active anymore ...
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Comments (83)
wizardcorn04 14
Fo Shizzle... get it? because it rhymes? no?... okay
ghetto_child 19
Anyone have the number for MTV's Teen Mom?? Might come in handy soon!
Bllooi 2
I'm 15 and no one at my school or anyone around me has had sex or any of the sort. It's not the OP's fault. There are some children out there who are not mature enough to think straight, and some that are. You can be 21 and still have the mind of a 12 year old child. It's the friends she has.
MiLM 37
WTF she's only 13!! How the hell did she even got to a situation even close to a sexual one?! Girl, I'm sorry, but I'm pretty sure you ****** up sonewhere along the way. This is a pure outcome of education, nothing else.
lina21 12
Teens are more likely to get STDs. So technically, he's doing her a favor
smhsmh 13
When I was 13, I didn't even know what sex was ?
dave20012 15
Wow. I'm stunned for words..I mean my sons 11 and he still doesn't even leave the yard when he plays outside or visiting his cousin. They both still play with some toys and video games. Sorry OP I couldn't imagine what your going through. And hopefully she learns more facts about sex Good luck
prettyinpinkxoxo 9
Well..technically the statement isn't false...you can get horrible diseases if you're not using protection.
Ieri 31
Should have left the parenting to your son
Fas4wd 13
She is immature enough to think she'll die yet is actively engaging in intercourse. The world is over sexualised. Young'uns can't escape it.