Today, my 17-year-old son managed to easily convince my 13-year-old daughter that if you have sex before getting married, you'll instantly get horrible diseases that will kill you. Her freaking out is how I found out she's not only gullible as hell, but sexually active as well. FML
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Today, despite spending literal years educating my son about safe sex and warning him not to do something stupid like get a girl pregnant at 16, he actually surpassed my expectations. He got her pregnant at 17. Plus she gave him a nasty STD. FML
Today, I overheard my daughter talking to her boyfriend over the phone about having sex. She said, "You have to piss on me to get me pregnant, that's what I heard anyway." She's 16. FML
Today, my youngest, the 17 year-old, told me she’s pregnant. That makes it official: despite all my warnings about safe sex, all three of my daughters got pregnant before the age of 18. FML
Today, I was a bit upset to learn that my 13 year-old daughter had a boyfriend. When she noticed, she assured me that I shouldn't worry, because "it's just for sex anyway". FML
Today, my 19-year-old son told me his girlfriend is pregnant, and was diagnosed with an STD. He's sure that he's the father. He's also sure he doesn't have an STD, because he's a virgin. I had to give him the sex talk that his school never did, as well as explain to him that his girlfriend is a cheater. FML
Today, my 18 year-old son learned that just because his girlfriend was on top doesn't mean gravity will prevent her from becoming pregnant. FML
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML
Today, I learned that my 18-year-old son has had more sexual partners together at one time than I've had separately in total in my life. FML
Today, my 14 year old daughter told me she's pregnant. I work as a public speaker for promoting celibacy and safe sex. FML
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Top comments
Cortezthe1st 23
You should play along.
Trin_Tran 26
Well at least she won't be sexually active anymore ...
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Comments (83)
munzapoppa 18
I think that will put an end for her active sexual life
flashback_fml 14
You should write a parenting book
nadirawc 9
It's said that 13 year olds do these thing. I'm 13 and I definitely do not have sex. Sad.
uhohitslisa2 20
YDI for not educating her about sex.
SgtofHell 8
Dangerous combination.
kittykatchloe 2
When I was 13 I was trying to find ways to ship myself to the Jonas Brothers. What the hell society..?
tingtingmeg 12
umm grounded... for life...
chetongueek101 2
From the scenario described, you can probably accurately deduce that your 17-year-old son is a virgin.
iwadasn 32
More likely, he was just trying to play a prank on his gullible little sister. How was he supposed to know it'd backfire so horribly?
vivaellefashion 14
Well he is a good older brother.
tdotreppin 12
Omg at 13.