Intimacy, Sex, NSFW and Kids: The talk - FML

The talk

By Anonymous - 22/10/2014 16:09 - Norway - Egersund

Spicy

Today, my 17-year-old son managed to easily convince my 13-year-old daughter that if you have sex before getting married, you'll instantly get horrible diseases that will kill you. Her freaking out is how I found out she's not only gullible as hell, but sexually active as well. FML

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Bad student at the school of life

By Anonymous - 26/03/2023 00:00

Spicy

Today, despite spending literal years educating my son about safe sex and warning him not to do something stupid like get a girl pregnant at 16, he actually surpassed my expectations. He got her pregnant at 17. Plus she gave him a nasty STD. FML

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By SadMother - 04/10/2014 19:52 - United States - South Windsor

Spicy

Today, I overheard my daughter talking to her boyfriend over the phone about having sex. She said, "You have to piss on me to get me pregnant, that's what I heard anyway." She's 16. FML

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Bad grandparenting

By Anonymous - 25/12/2024 00:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my youngest, the 17 year-old, told me she’s pregnant. That makes it official: despite all my warnings about safe sex, all three of my daughters got pregnant before the age of 18. FML

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By aprouddaddy - 04/12/2014 23:46 - France - Paris

Today, I was a bit upset to learn that my 13 year-old daughter had a boyfriend. When she noticed, she assured me that I shouldn't worry, because "it's just for sex anyway". FML

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By fucked by sex ed - 29/03/2013 17:18 - United States - Manchester

Today, my 19-year-old son told me his girlfriend is pregnant, and was diagnosed with an STD. He's sure that he's the father. He's also sure he doesn't have an STD, because he's a virgin. I had to give him the sex talk that his school never did, as well as explain to him that his girlfriend is a cheater. FML

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Whaaaaat?

By erphy21 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Lompoc

Today, my 18 year-old son learned that just because his girlfriend was on top doesn't mean gravity will prevent her from becoming pregnant. FML

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By It was the 11 year old - 21/07/2012 08:00 - United States - Austin

Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2014 19:33 - United States - Fresno

Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML

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My kid, the playa

By baldiesmom - 29/08/2021 08:01

Spicy

Today, I learned that my 18-year-old son has had more sexual partners together at one time than I've had separately in total in my life. FML

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By younggrammy - 20/08/2009 20:15 - United States

Spicy

Today, my 14 year old daughter told me she's pregnant. I work as a public speaker for promoting celibacy and safe sex. FML

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Top comments

Cortezthe1st 23

Thursday 23 October 2014 0:38

You should play along.

Trin_Tran 26

Thursday 23 October 2014 0:38

Well at least she won't be sexually active anymore ...

Comments

junkygroundhog 2

Sunday 26 October 2014 18:35

This is why aliens won't talk to us.

igg125 30

Sunday 26 October 2014 23:22

Time to get the shot gun.

PyroSam 21

Wednesday 29 October 2014 17:58

Dayum. Looks like you've got some family issues to sort out.

lollypop624 11

Thursday 30 October 2014 2:08

Great parenting(!)

poopshootmagoot 2

Saturday 8 November 2014 6:54

Damn girls are ******

johntrollson 11

Friday 5 December 2014 2:40

you should be happy he manged to convince her. watch your kids more!

thelionsmane 3

Sunday 4 January 2015 3:25

Everytime i see 13 year old sex posts they're from Europe. 'Murica.

Jburky_10 15

Friday 30 January 2015 1:28

holy shit im 16 & still a virgin what is up with 12 & 13 year olds having sex?!?!?!?!

fantasyworld 37

Thursday 9 April 2015 22:24

Now she won't have sex anymore.

pheizer01 10

Thursday 23 July 2015 15:09

Poet didnt knowet

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