Today, I went to a movie and a dinner with a girl. During dinner, she excused herself to go to the bathroom, so I checked my social media feeds while waiting for her to return. She'd posted on her Twitter "Worst. Ever." I thought it was going well. FML
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Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with the girl I've liked for months. After the commercials, she told me she had to go to the ladies room. She never came back. FML
Today, I went on a Tinder date that was going surprisingly well. After dinner, she excused herself to the restroom… and never came back. I sat there for 25 minutes before realizing she had texted me: “Sorry, I saw my ex here and panicked. Hope you enjoy the fries.” I did not. FML
Today, after I invited my friend to a movie and she cancelled on me because she had to study, I obviously agreed and cancelled our tickets, I was scrolling through Instagram stories and came across hers, and saw she was with one of her friends in that same movie theater. FML
Today, I took a girl out to dinner. Halfway through, she sighed and asked if it was all an episode of Disaster Date. FML
Today, my girlfriend chose the most expensive restaurant in town, then spent the entire time facebooking, texting, and playing games on her phone while I dined in silence. This is the second time we've been out this week. She didn't even eat her food. I didn't even get a thank you. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were out to dinner. She had to use the bathroom, so she went, but the food came while she was in there. She came out, yelling at me for ordering the food to come that exact time, then she broke up with me. FML
Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went on a date. I went to the bathroom. When I came back, she was sitting at a different table flirting with a guy that looked twice as old as her. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend's mother tagged at a restaurant, the same one I had suggested we try earlier in the week. At the time, she quickly shut me down because "that place sounds terrible". I guess she forgot that she finally added me on Facebook. FML
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Top comments
deviable 9
Maybe it was the worst shit ever?
Mirorbo 27
Either young ladies' standards are getting too high, or they themselves are becoming too shallow.
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Comments (122)
gochantizzlego 2
Why wouldn't you bring up the situation by asking her what it meant? Step up :P
Sonic_boomerang 5
It's because you didn't take her to taco bell
perdix 31
I hope you have the balls to make her pick up her part of the check. On the bright side, she'll never forget about you! I remember my worst date ever pretty vividly, but all the other bad to mediocre ones have been forgotten. Even better, since she's judged the date to be the worst ever, the pressure is off and you can relax. Maybe you are trying too hard, and if you cool it, you could still get laid.
loserman67 36
I would have tweeted - "This is the last time I take a fat chick on a pity date" ordered something really expensive, excused yourself when she got back and split!
KaskStunter 4
Just confront her about it. Think of it as she just put you through a test and now it's your turn to give her a test.
miamiyako 15
Maybe she wasnt referring to you?
xlibra259x 0
Aw that stinks.. sorry about that :(
k1ngd1ck 0
You should have left while she was gone with the bill and made her take a cab home on top of that n F'd her life
Daederoth 10
YDI for checking any social media while on a date. And, she posted something during a date? No I changed my mind YD-each other.
OfficeNinja 5
so post "you are right about that" as a reply,then bail. preferably leaving her stuck with the tab.