FML : Today, I found out that the small town I moved to to escape the crowds is actually a popular tourist spot in the summer. The majority are unbathed. I work...

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Today, I found out that the small town I moved to to escape the crowds is actually a popular tourist spot in the summer. The majority are unbathed. I work in retail at the only convenience store, and the temperature has hit triple digits. FML

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OP, here. Being a small town of 200 hundred people there's really not much information when I did searches. Even the realistate agent didn't mention it. I've found that the tourists only know if it because they live in the sourrounding cities a few hours away and simply searched for lakes in the area. Unfortunately this "lake" they're vacationing to isn't really a lake. It's a man made reservoir for our drinking water. :/

By Save Me - / Thursday 22 June 2017 17:43 /

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By Zanquis | 21

#7473412 - Monday 19 June 2017 08:31

Switch to the Celsius system, then the temperature won't hit triple digits... problem solved.

By Gwengreen | 4

#7473260 - Monday 19 June 2017 02:58

You didn't do research before you moved? Google is a great tool to look stuff up, like specific towns, tourist attractions and weather.

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By Gwengreen | 4

#7473260 - Monday 19 June 2017 02:58

You didn't do research before you moved? Google is a great tool to look stuff up, like specific towns, tourist attractions and weather.

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C8H18 | 33

#7473908 - Tuesday 20 June 2017 04:47

OP, here. Being a small town of 200 hundred people there's really not much information when I did searches. Even the realistate agent didn't mention it. I've found that the tourists only know if it because they live in the sourrounding cities a few hours away and simply searched for lakes in the area. Unfortunately this "lake" they're vacationing to isn't really a lake. It's a man made reservoir for our drinking water. :/

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fleur_de_fevrier | 21

#7475044 - Friday 23 June 2017 10:26

wait, what? They are allowed to bath in your drinking water reservoir? O_o

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C8H18 | 33

#7476352 - Monday 26 June 2017 07:54

If they were doing that at least they would smell a little better. Currently they are taking their boats out in the water, swimming, and probably pissing in our drinking water. Nobody in charge does anything about it because they want the money from tourism.

By RichardPencil | 22

#7473305 - Monday 19 June 2017 05:01

That stinks! You ought to stop bathing to build up your own odor armor...when in Rome, etc.

By Zanquis | 21

#7473412 - Monday 19 June 2017 08:31

Switch to the Celsius system, then the temperature won't hit triple digits... problem solved.

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AGiftForAnya | 8

#7473670 - Tuesday 20 June 2017 07:44

Smart thinking

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Madrias | 34

#7473674 - Tuesday 20 June 2017 08:16

Or go with Kelvin. Triple digit temperatures year round, even in Antarctica!

By WyldGundam | 17

#7473557 - Tuesday 20 June 2017 01:38

Smells like defeat.

By WyldGundam | 17

#7473559 - Tuesday 20 June 2017 01:39

Smells like you wanna be alone.

By ImZakki | 15

#7473779 - Tuesday 20 June 2017 10:59

Honeypot sites, man

By jessicasoho | 12

#7473840 - Tuesday 20 June 2017 12:49

I grew up on a farm. The smell of 200 pigs under a hot, humid roof is so intense that the smell of funky people is laughable.

By Kim Lusk | 5

#7474532 - Wednesday 21 June 2017 11:15

I feel like this could be about Yucca Valley/Joshua Tree... ??

By thatslifeiguess7 | 11

#7474959 - Friday 23 June 2017 02:44

lmao is this lake Isabella

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C8H18 | 33

#7476348 - Monday 26 June 2017 07:52

Nope. It seems my town isn't the only one with this problem then.

By Alexandria79 | 22

#7474968 - Friday 23 June 2017 04:28

here's what I do. when the smell overwhelms go stand in the soap/deodorant aisle. stinky people never go down that aisle. #testedandtrue

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