Today, my brother "pranked" me by dropping my new laptop out my bedroom window. He'd set up a saran wrap safety net below to catch my laptop safely, but he didn't secure it well enough. My laptop is completely fucked and he won't accept responsibility because he didn't mean to break it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my brother got mad at me for breaking the screen on his phone. He'd already dropped it so many times that the whole screen was cracked to the point that you couldn't see anything on it, but for some reason, I am fully responsible for its destruction because I accidentally delivered the finishing blow. FML
Today, my brother yelled at me, calling me a "no-good fucking whore", because I couldn't fix his laptop. The same laptop he threw on the floor after screaming "FUCKING HEAL MEEE!" at his game. As ever, my parents took his side, refusing to believe that I can't fix a cracked monitor. FML
Today, I found my brother tampering with my laptop. He had changed the entire settings, in ways I don't even know how to fix. I finally had to get my mom to threaten him to change it back to its original setting. I'm 15. He's six and can barely get dressed by himself. FML
Today, my brother is about to move to a new house, all because last week I played a prank on him. I made him believe that I crashed my car and had to sell his things to pay for the damage. He's no longer talking to me, or acknowledging me as a sibling anymore. FML
Today, I finally got my laptop back after my friend broke it a few weeks ago. As I walked back into our place with my laptop in my bag, the same friend burst out and tackled me. My bag fell and slammed into the floor. Guess who has to pay for another repair. FML
Today, my prank backfired when the airhorn prank I set up for my dad burst and blew a hole in his office window, which also broke his laptop screen. FML
Today, I took my new laptop into my house from my car, thinking it would be a too much of a target for kids grabbing it. I came home tonight to find my door kicked in, my laptop gone and my TV ripped from the wall. FML
Today, as a prank, my friends put a big bucket of water on my door so that it would spill on me as I exited my room. It would have been funny if I hadn't been holding my $900 laptop as I was walking out. FML
Today, my mom let my younger brother borrow my car. He managed to crash it through the garage door. While I was in another country. Somehow, I manage to get berated by my mom because I'm not doing enough to make my brother feel better about him having an accident involving my car and my house. FML
Today, I came home to find that my roommate had picked my lock and stolen my new laptop. When I tried to take it back, he called the police. They sided with him since he had also taken the receipt, which was "proof" that it was his. FML
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Thebestinclass 16
Assuming you still live with your parents, just tell your mom or dad and let them deal with him. If they won't do anything then just make his life a living hell.
spicyburrito 18
Saran Wrap his dick to the window
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YourOpinionSucks 22
I think your brother should be "pranked" as well.
RedPillSucks 33
by tossing him out the window into the saran wrap net
TheGreenEyedWolf 13
Genius
zykrithium 22
CHRISTMAS PRANKS GONE WRONG GONE SEXUAL 2015
deathmec 20
#77- I see you watch LeafyisHere as well ☺
Thebestinclass 16
Assuming you still live with your parents, just tell your mom or dad and let them deal with him. If they won't do anything then just make his life a living hell.
lexiieeex3 32
If OP's brother is younger his parents might let the brother off easy. My mom is the same way, my younger siblings get away with EVERYTHING.
thefmlman2011 37
#26 does your mum and dad tell you off for your siblings satisfaction?
lexiieeex3 32
On occasion. Italian mothers be crazy man...
thefmlman2011 37
I'm part italian myself, but we're not crazy.
Talonshere 14
My dad is incredibly bias. My sister acts like the devils child yet still gets away with things under my dad's nose, on the other hand if I lets say... misplaced an item. I would be a criminal in his eyes.
KingJiggleMuffin 15
Same here. My sister burned down part of our community college and went to jail, all he did about that was push it off on her friends being a bad influence. I broke a glass and got yelled at for several days
dabomb467 6
Wow, that sucks. It sort of works the same way at my house, but my parents would definitely make my younger siblings at least pay for a new one or they would get in trouble for a long long time because they reap what they sow.
OverBlossomed 22
Couldn't agree more. If my sister ever did anything wrong, it was my fault, even if I wasn't there! My mom had the idea since I'm the older sibling, my sister was my responsibility. I still question why she she had another child if she wanted someone else to be responsible for her.
nemcali 34
Sorry #26 to break the news but this is mean mothers not Italian mothers at all
Oley 27
Sorry this happened to you. I hope that you can come to some type of understanding with each other and he'll at least offer to pay half of whatever it cost to replace your laptop.
angelnursery 18
What understanding is there to be brought to though? Op's brother ****** up big time and whether it was on purpose or not, it's time to accept his responsibility as the one who made the situation what it is.
IcemistDragon 20
Op shouldn't have to shell out another possibly $500+ for a new laptop when they or their parents most likely just purchased this one. The sibling needs to know they majorly ****** up and have to deal with the consequences by paying for repairs or a replacement.
mariri9206 32
They shouldn't have to pay fix any of it. It's not OP's doing - it's their brother's doing so it's the brother's responsibility to pay to fix it (all of it), not OP.
SharSjar 7
Excuse you? Why should he only pay half of it? He should pay everything for being such a dick and a dumb ass. Take responsibility for the jokes you pull.
DLBL 23
Are you a leftist judge?
Symantha23 25
Wow what an idiot lol I agree, he needs to be "pranked" as well.
meli1195 31
don't understand how people consider some of the stuff they do "pranks“. don't let your brother escape from paying for your laptop, OP.
nemcali 34
Personally I think most pranks are pretty stupid and often end up badly, but this is pretty moronic. Make him pay for it!
spicyburrito 18
Saran Wrap his dick to the window
lexiieeex3 32
How does one think of this type of punishment...
ThatHorse 15
One grows up with siblings who are prone to getting their way and getting off easy with punishments for pranks. That's how one thinks of these types of punishments.
xxsakuraxx 29
..... Windowsill and shut it in!
GhostFox 34
Saran Wrap would be nowhere near as painful as what happened to the laptop. I say use duct tape.
LivToFail 28
I say use hot glue.
GhostFox 34
Hot glue isn't actually as hot as the name indicates. I used to play with it by making shapes with it on my skin. Duct tape, though, you have to either pull it off or wait for enough moisture to accumulate that it can be peeled off.
MystoganFT 18
man that sucks OP. I'd be pissed if that happened to me. Try to get him back to teach him how it feels to have something like that happen to you.
lillemy 14
Ask your parents to let you have his laptop untill he buys you a new one. Assuming you still live with them of course.
jkp1291 25
"It's a prank, dude it's just a prank!"
TripleDallas123 15
GONE WRONG! GONE SEXUAL! IN THE HOOD!
DjangoFett 9
hit him with a spicy burrito
RedPillSucks 33
or have #6 punch him in the nads