Today, I was told that I need to learn to "let things go" by a woman who held a four-month grudge over a ham sandwich. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while working, a woman complained that she didn't ask for sauce on her sandwich. After examining the sandwich, I realized it was just melted cheese. When I told her, she threw the sandwich at me. FML
Today, a woman threw a sandwich at me, told me to go back to "fucktard island" and demanded to see my manager. All because the mayonnaise sandwich she ordered, shockingly enough, had mayonnaise in it. FML
Today, my girlfriend viciously chewed me out for not taking a sandwich to work to save money. I don't have a problem with packing lunches, but the store-brand white bread she insists on buying is disgusting. She won't listen to me, and refuses to let me buy anything else. FML
Today, I was lectured by a self-professed vegan over my "barbaric" eating habits, in between her scarfing down a tuna fish sandwich. FML
Today, I found out that if I say "make a sandwich", it doesn't matter what context it's in, or whether it's a command or just me describing my day; I'll be yelled at anyway by my hipster roommate for being a "sexist cunt", then end up apologizing just to get her to shut up. FML
Today, while waiting tables, I watched a woman pull the bacon off her roast beef melt and eat it. She then called me over and spent several minutes complaining about the our chefs' inadequacy because they didn't put bacon on her sandwich. FML
Today, my girlfriend tearfully complained that I was smothering her to death with my clinginess, and that I should learn to respect her boundaries. This is after she complained I wasn't giving her enough attention. FML
Today, as I was working at a bakery, a woman stormed in, cut in front of the line, and began yelling at me. She claimed I didn't give her a sandwich earlier and demanded a refund. She got the refund out of my paycheck, and as she was leaving she muttered, "Ha, works every time." FML
Today, my future mother-in-law gave me advice on life. One piece of advice was that I should leave her son. FML
Today, a woman yelled at me for holding a door open for her. FML
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Top comments
Vintage_Cola 29
There has to be a story behind this XD
niiiiick3 15
That, ladies and gentlemen, is called a hypocrite.
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Comments (47)
Greendaycheese 12
Well.. Obviously you haven't forgiven her for not forgiving you.
hippodankamus 22
In her defense, sandwiches are wonderful.
Skoff_fml 27
I've found that often the people who uses phrases like "let things go" or "I hate drama" tend to be the biggest sources of frustration.
Aoriki 7
That's has to be the best Ham sandwich or what?
jondillboy 17
It's all about priorities.
ImZacko 15
I'm curious to know how one could hold a grudge over a ham sandwich for four months
superwhovian 16
You have to be really stubborn or really like ham sandwiches I guess
ckerane 16
life is to short
wierdDreams 10
DId it have a moisturemaker inside?
Goblin182 27
Got the Friends reference.
Kobi159949 19
Please tell us the rest of this story
therouni 23
That must have been one hell of a sandwich...