Today, I was told that I need to learn to "let things go" by a woman who held a four-month grudge over a ham sandwich. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while working, a woman complained that she didn't ask for sauce on her sandwich. After examining the sandwich, I realized it was just melted cheese. When I told her, she threw the sandwich at me. FML
Today, a woman threw a sandwich at me, told me to go back to "fucktard island" and demanded to see my manager. All because the mayonnaise sandwich she ordered, shockingly enough, had mayonnaise in it. FML
Today, my girlfriend viciously chewed me out for not taking a sandwich to work to save money. I don't have a problem with packing lunches, but the store-brand white bread she insists on buying is disgusting. She won't listen to me, and refuses to let me buy anything else. FML
Today, I was lectured by a self-professed vegan over my "barbaric" eating habits, in between her scarfing down a tuna fish sandwich. FML
Today, I found out that if I say "make a sandwich", it doesn't matter what context it's in, or whether it's a command or just me describing my day; I'll be yelled at anyway by my hipster roommate for being a "sexist cunt", then end up apologizing just to get her to shut up. FML
Today, while waiting tables, I watched a woman pull the bacon off her roast beef melt and eat it. She then called me over and spent several minutes complaining about the our chefs' inadequacy because they didn't put bacon on her sandwich. FML
Today, my girlfriend tearfully complained that I was smothering her to death with my clinginess, and that I should learn to respect her boundaries. This is after she complained I wasn't giving her enough attention. FML
Today, as I was working at a bakery, a woman stormed in, cut in front of the line, and began yelling at me. She claimed I didn't give her a sandwich earlier and demanded a refund. She got the refund out of my paycheck, and as she was leaving she muttered, "Ha, works every time." FML
Today, my future mother-in-law gave me advice on life. One piece of advice was that I should leave her son. FML
Today, a woman yelled at me for holding a door open for her. FML
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Top comments
Vintage_Cola 29
There has to be a story behind this XD
niiiiick3 15
That, ladies and gentlemen, is called a hypocrite.
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Comments (47)
martin8337 36
So I guess that means that the sandwich bandit is still at large.
vikky538 29
this needs a follow-up...
ma12r 22
I feel ya OP. My girlfriend is the same way.
Callmeseansaur 9
Must have been one hell of a sandwich.
cari_cat 19
"You...you threw away my sandwich?" "MY SANDWICH!" "MYYYY SANDWIIIIICH!!" Come on I can't be the only one who thought of this??
Fmlsea 28
she should take her own advice .
Goblin182 27
A reubin I could understand, but ham?
shiffizzle 13
Food can come between a lot of people.
Appmusicgirl 3
Just turn away and slam the door.
ToxicTyrael 26
So she's locked inside the room with the other one?
Dear_Karma 27
Why would you get into an argument with a woman who held a four mount grudge over a ham sandwich?