The best day of your life

By squirt - 05/07/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, was my wedding day. Right before I walked down the aisle in my gorgeous white dress, the woman who did my makeup saw a blemish. She went to squirt concealer on her finger, but squirted the orange concealer all over my dress. FML
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MURPHYCHACHO 5

I hope to Christ the dumbass makeup lady didn't think she was still getting paid after that.

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College_Aphro 3

That's so messed up. But, **** it. You're getting married to a man that you really love (hopefully). That beats a dress any day.

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xhalighx 0

OP - That totally sucks! Don't even pay that bitch! As many others have said, make her replace the dress! However to those of you spouting bullshit about this being "the most important thing a girl will ever wear", for God's sake get a life. Having a man is not the most important thing in your life and marrying him is half as important. And, yeah, I have a boyfriend so, no, I'm not a bitter old hag. Let marriage be your end all be all (though I pity you for it because with today's divorce rates, I'm sure you'll be sorely disappointed), but don't lump all of us who sport uteruses together. (Don't know why that chaffed my ass so badly but it did. Maybe I'm just hungover.)

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ChetSteadman 0

you sound like an absolute joy to date.

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xhalighx 0

And you sound like misogynist. XOXOXO.

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shostakovich 0

You sound very paranoid. Time to see the therapist.

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xhalighx 0

And tell me how I sound paranoid, oh wise knower of all things me?

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BeeHappy_fml 0

you do sound paranoid. It's ridiculous. I am so glad I am not your boyfriend, because then I would have to hear this crap all day, oh person-whose-replies-do-not-make-sense-or-logically-follow. He's not a misogynist because he didn't like something one (crazy) woman said, but YOU rather sound like a misogamist.

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SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

Wow; it's funny how you guys don't know that you don't /need/ a comma after today. Like on the Ring Pop FML. She didn't have a comma. (although she should've put one). So check your information before "failing" me. mmkay? (:

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xhalighx 0

Ummm....no one above was failing you. You were completely grammatically correct and they were failing HiJynx23 who replied to you, silly. =)

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msbetsy 0

YDI for being orange like an Oompa Loompa.

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Ashleyxphobia 0

I did nearly the same thing to my prom dress. white prom dress. luckily it was small and I had an aunt who works wonders on stain removing

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andrewms 0

Well look at it this way: statistically, you probably didn't deserve to wear that white dress of your anyways, Ms. Oompa Loompa. :)

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PrincessOfHair 0

as a makeup artist myself... she should have draped you- even for a quick touch-up! but I'm sure u looked beautiful- & saying "I Do" is the most important part of the day- not the dress- although it's easier to say that when it's not u it happened to;) congrats anyways!

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ScottishLASS 0

Oh man that sucks. I just got married too, and if my makeup lady would have done that I would have hit her. Not even joking. Those dresses are way too expensive and I would hope your photographer could photoshop the make up out. FYL for sure

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