The best day of your life

By squirt - 05/07/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, was my wedding day. Right before I walked down the aisle in my gorgeous white dress, the woman who did my makeup saw a blemish. She went to squirt concealer on her finger, but squirted the orange concealer all over my dress. FML
I agree, your life sucks 63 114
You deserved it 3 562

Same thing different taste

Top comments

I hope to Christ the dumbass makeup lady didn't think she was still getting paid after that.

That's so messed up. But, **** it. You're getting married to a man that you really love (hopefully). That beats a dress any day.

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Why on Earth were you getting your make up done while wearing your dress?

...she already had her makeup done... just before she walked down the aisle the makeup lady saw a blemish and rushed over to fix it... She didn't intentionally have her makeup done while wearing the dress..

She probably already had her makeup done but the lady noticed a last minute blemish that was apparently missed the first time around. Too bad the lady was incompetent.

testing_fml 0

@OP: Girl, stop whining. At least your marriage was something really special. If I were you, I wouldn't dry clean the dress, I would keep the orange on to always remind you how special it was. In 10 years, you will consider this quite a memory worth remembering. And always remember: It could have been worse! Don't believe that? See for yourself: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mP3FqUUAAw&feature=channel

Don't lecture this poor lady about what memories she should and should not treasure about her wedding! Get off your high horse! The point was, the makeup artist was a goddamn idiot who ruined this person's dress just before she was about to walk down the aisle. Makeup is not easy to get out and the dress is likely ruined. The makeup artist should have to pay for it. I mean think about it, this person had to walk around all day in a stained dress, which is arguably the most important piece of clothing she'll ever wear in her life. And the pictures are ruined now too!

brodie8 0

yeah agree with #33 are you kidding?? why would getting orange crap on your dress me something special to remember?? you must be a guy, coz on a girl's wedding day NOTHING can go wrong. what a stupid thing to say, stop lecturing the poor lady she can do what she likes.

erikaa916 0

37, totally agree. i would have strangled her dumb ass.

#14: I hope you're joking. Because if I were the bride, I'd most likely stow that wedding dress in a box so I wouldn't have to be remembered how pissed I was about my dress being ruined.

lmmmr 0
katelynmarie 0

I'm pretty sure if I paid for something expensive I wouldn't want it to be ruined.

zebrapattern 6

^it is the black way to say damn. And don't worry everyone! It's not racist- I'm black :D

That is like, the worst thing that could happen minutes before you hit down the aisle.. But just be glad it wasnt something else that happened like, liquid eyeliner? Also - dont pay that woman!

Goldfinch86 0

I think that would be too small, I think because it's a spray the pen would not work, good idea though.

I take it she's the "always a bridesmaid, never a bride" sort?

If today was your wedding, why are you on this site?

All FMLs have to start with "today", genius.