Today, I suggested ordering Uber Eats and my new boyfriend looked at me like I was suggested kissing a warthog, then ranted about how he's "not paying extra to get wrong cold food handled by an illiterate brown guy." Okay then. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I think I found out just how many times I've ordered through UberEats when my delivery guy told me that, "We should stop seeing each other like this!" with a chuckle. FML
Today, I started ordering food on Uber Eats, hoping to meet a cute delivery girl and start a conversation. I got deliveries from "Stacey", "Pamela", and "Julie." All three of them were men who spoke poor English. FML
Today, my Uber driver tried to detour my trip home to take me on a date to Waffle House, even after I showed zero interest and talked about my boyfriend non-stop. FML
Today, I told a guy that I only see him as a friend. He ordered separate checks because, “I’m not giving boyfriend benefits to a girl who won’t make me one.” I hadn’t brought my card because he always pays for my meal. The restaurant held my phone as collateral until I Ubered 10 miles away to get my card. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML
Today, my boyfriend came to my work, at a drive thru, in my car, and then got mad at me because I wouldn't give him free food. In his anger, he put my car in reverse and backed out of line very quickly, only to smash into a paying customer. FML
Today, I ordered DoorDash to my home. I sat outside waiting for it, starving, when my husband came out, laughing at me. The DoorDasher had called, I'd accidently sent it to my work. FML
Today, I woke up feeling like I was on top of the world, until I got to work and I was demoted. Then I ordered Uber Eats for lunch, the driver was late and gave me the wrong meal. The worst part was when I got home and was dumped by my girlfriend via text. FML
Today, while working at Subway, I was about to take a guy's order. He quickly held up a hand and asked for someone else to make his sub, because he doesn't like "ugly people" touching his food. FML
Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML
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bigredmonkeybutt 30
Your (hopefully soon to be ex-) boyfriend is a ******* racist but he’s got a point about the waste of money.
mike3775 39
He’s not wrong on the cold wrong food. But he is a racist POS though. Hope you intend to end the relationship
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Comments (7)
bigredmonkeybutt 30
Your (hopefully soon to be ex-) boyfriend is a ******* racist but he’s got a point about the waste of money.
mike3775 39
He’s not wrong on the cold wrong food. But he is a racist POS though. Hope you intend to end the relationship
Hangryko 32
Not "okay, then." "Dumped."
Petit Etre Malfaisant 23
Your [soon to be ex-] boyfriend is racist. Exploiting under payed workers because you are lazy is bad.
newbiemalestr8 27
He was right up until the racist comment.
idragosani 17
I agree about not spending the money, but no need for him to be racist about it. I had plenty of white people bring me the wrong cold food, too. It's not the driver's fault, usually, it's the restaurant that messes up orders.