The best day of your life

By squirt - 05/07/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, was my wedding day. Right before I walked down the aisle in my gorgeous white dress, the woman who did my makeup saw a blemish. She went to squirt concealer on her finger, but squirted the orange concealer all over my dress. FML
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MURPHYCHACHO 5

I hope to Christ the dumbass makeup lady didn't think she was still getting paid after that.

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College_Aphro 3

That's so messed up. But, **** it. You're getting married to a man that you really love (hopefully). That beats a dress any day.

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ohhhhshizzz 0

YOU ARE SO DUMB! Make up is an enhancer you don't have to be ugly and wear make up. Second, where is this rule that you have to hire a professional make up artist? How is she whiny? And one more thing: YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO PUT TODAY ON AN FML IT PROBABLY DIDN'T HAPPEN TODAY. YOU JACK ASS!

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ohhhhshizzz 0

Oh and no one wants to hit on you, so get over yourself and get off your high horse before you fall and break your neck.

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your_face 15

...A lot of women have makeup done professionally for special occasions like their wedding. Even if you know how to put on makeup, you might not have as high quality makeup, or the same products (liners, special brushes, etc) to make yourself look the way a professional can make you look.

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lalaimbored 0

concealer sometimes looks orange, especially if its for really tan people and especially if you get it on something.

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Kelgorus 0

Concealer is orange for a reason, it's to negate a blue/purple colour. (ie. under-eye circles). Then there's green concealer for red marks (pimples, etc) Purple to make the skin have a bit more 'radiance.' And then of course there's concealers that are the person's actual skin colour to apply over blemishes that don't have such a strong colour. And the person's foundation goes over the other colours (which go on very sheer anyways and hardly noticeable as that colour) to make sure the colour left on there isn't seen.

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fleg 9

...I feel kinda bad for you, but I think YDI for being orange on your wedding day. Gross. I guess some people never outgrow the fake tan?

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smashitup 0

see #41, she might not have been orange. lol

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ohhhhshizzz 0

I understand that I don't mean you have to do it, I mean like a family member....

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rawrgrr911 0

how stupid of her! lol and i said yes to this1 wen moderating like i never do and btw this sucks

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englishmuffin 0

Orange concealer? Is your skin orange? Anyways, that sucks. I'm guessing it was only a small portion of the dress? It couldn't have literally meant the WHOLE dress... maybe a few years from now you'll look back and laugh.

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lolfuq 0

Wow. Someone's ******* ridiculous. Where the **** do you get off calling her a "whiny, ungrateful, loser, bitch"? You don't know her, and just because you're ******* bitter for some reason, doesn't mean you have to be a total **** about it. Jesus. Also, speak for yourself. "Something that no one cares about." Okay. Just because YOU don't care doesn't mean you have to freak the **** out.

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bluelabeled 0

Daaaaaamn. I guess all of Hollywood is DAMN ugly cause they wear makeup. You know, Megan Fox, totally hideous because SHE wears makeup! Ugh! And even comedians, like Jon Stuart and Stephen Colbert must be crazy ugly since they have professional make up artists on set to fix their makeup before they go on camera. UGHHH this world is FULL of ugly people who have to cover their UGLY faces with MAKE UP, AMIRITE? But seriously, shut up, Moontrace. You're so ignorant ...or maybe just dumb. :)

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