Today, I was walking to work and saw three guys sitting at a table outside. One of the guys looks at me and says to his friends, "That's the girl that works at the grocery store. She replaced the hot chick." The other two guys glared at me. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I was walking towards a group of guys playing basketball, who stopped and stared at me while saying, "Daaaamn..." As I passed them, one of them said, "She looked hotter from a distance." FML
Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML
Today, I was sitting in Walmart and I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with "You know I'm a guy right?" FML
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
Today, I was out when a guy walking with his girlfriend eyed me up. I made a shocked face at him and kept walking. The next thing I knew, his girlfriend was beating the shit out of me claiming that I was "the other woman." I'd never seen the guy before in my life. FML
Today, as I worked as a cashier, two girls came up laughing. I smiled as I rang them up, asking what had made them laugh so hard. One looked me dead in the face and said, "You." They then both walked away, laughing. FML
Today, I saw my crush working the only open till at the grocery store. When she saw me approach her queue, she immediately called for more cashiers. FML
Today, at work, a table of girls complained to the manager about me. The complaint? "He's not hot enough to work here. We want a sexy server." The manager agreed with them and sent me home. I might lose my job because of a table of shallow women. FML
Today, I went to work to find two new beautiful trainees. I thought maybe I might be able to hook up with one of them, so I walk up and flash my blue eyes and begin to act like a gentleman. Not five minutes into our conversation the girls ask me if there are any cute guys working here. FML
Today, I was sitting in Walmart when I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with, "You know I'm a guy, right?" FML
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Top comments
HorrorByrd 0
Ouch. I would have been like "you're the reason the hot chick left."
kscott88 0
Wow, assholes much? There are these cocky looking guys that I have to pass every day on my way home from work, and I swear, my greatest fear is that one day they're going to hold up scorecards and rate me.
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Comments (85)
Glazed 0
I would have been so pissed....at you.
drinkupgorgeous 0
YDI for replacing the hot chick because now, they obviously have nobody to stalk. Nahh. FYL. I bet those guys never even talked to the hot chick, and I'm sure you're just as gorgeous.
loverslanex3 0
bummer.
Bunneh18 0
I agree with #2.
Phallus_fml 0
You're mean.
GrapefruitZoe 0
Um, I think you laugh because if people are really that shallow, I couldn't take them seriously!
jewelzgalore 0
Some guys are such assholes.
I_am_stupid_also 6
If you are worried about not being popular, you just say "Yeah, she was pretty but I put out."
lmmmr 0
Because her value as a person is based on her attractiveness and sexual availability?
RaynBowh 0
i would have gave them the finger or something that was very rude of them
SublatePandemic 0
That's not cool. But I laughed really hard. :) FYL.
I_am_stupid_also 6
No, it's because her value as a person is based on what a bunch of morons sitting outside a grocery store say.