Today, I found out I can sneak out of my house... but not back in. FML I agree, your life sucks 10526 I agree, your life sucks 10526 You deserved it 42315 You deserved it 42315 0 3 5 41 By Anonymous - / Saturday 27 February 2010 12:17 / United States
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Today, my husband left his cell phone at home. I looked through his contacts and found a person named "The Bitch." Being a very curious person, I decided... I agree, your life sucks 42081 I agree, your life sucks 42081 You deserved it 17192 You deserved it 17192 153
Today, my family was going to go out on a boat to celebrate Independence Day. We agreed we'd be at the marina by 11:45 AM. It's currently 1:45 PM and half... I agree, your life sucks 3979 I agree, your life sucks 3979 You deserved it 450 You deserved it 450 13
Today, I got banned from my boyfriend's house for being an "insurance liability." FML I agree, your life sucks 22848 I agree, your life sucks 22848 You deserved it 4247 You deserved it 4247 84
Today I was sitting at my cubical at work and was bored so I was looking up Halloween costume ideas. Someone posted a very realistic uncircumcised penis... I agree, your life sucks 2 I agree, your life sucks 2 You deserved it 6 You deserved it 6 1
Today, when I got back to my bedroom, I found my cat had left not one, not two, but four dead lizards for me.. FML I agree, your life sucks 0 I agree, your life sucks 0 You deserved it 0 You deserved it 0
Portugal Today, at a job interview, I was asked what I dislike the most, to which I blurted out "people". I don't think I'm landing this one. FML
India Today, I got into a huge fight with a 6’3” 200 lb guy over my girlfriend of a month, who he claims to have been dating for 2 months. I'm 6’1” myself, but...
Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it...
Today, I borrowed my friend's truck to move. After unloading everything, I worked up a killer appetite and went to a drive thru. I found some Germ X in...
Today, my "friend" returned my Survival Edition of Fallout 3. I should be happy, but he scratched it all to hell. My dad paid nearly $500 for it. He refuses...
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