Today, my mother took me to go and see my grandfather, who I hadn't seen since I was 4. The first thing he said to me was, "Pfwoarr, look at those tits." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML
Today, my grandfather told me that I was ugly. When my mom found out, she said that, "Old people are allowed to tell the truth." FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my mom. The first thing my mom did was look at her breasts and mention that no matter what happens, hers were the first that I suckled on. FML
Today, I met my father for the first time since I was a baby. The first comment out of his mouth was, "I bet all the boys love those motherfucking bazongas, don't they?" Hi, Dad. FML
Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML
Today, my dad let me borrow his phone while I wait for mine to get back from the shop. I guess he forgot to pass the news along, because within 4 hours I'd received a picture of my mom's tits. FML
Today, I met my paternal grandfather for the first time. I’ve spent the last three months tracking him down. I poured my heart out and told about how much this meant to me. He told me I had a nice rack and asked for a cigarette. FML
Today, I saw my grandfather on the train, with his cock out. FML
Today, we spent the day with my grandmother. During a family conversation, my sweet little grandmother looked me up and down, and without any hesitation said, "I remember you being so beautiful," before looking at my mother, mouthing, "What happened?" and laughing. She's 87. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. We all looked together at family photos on the computer. The first picture was a close up of my mother, bare breasts in full view. FML
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Top comments
JMichael 26
Your grandfather sounds like quite the character.
ThatPlankton 15
Pwoarr? is that an Australian mating call?
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Comments (85)
tacojauns 45
Grandpaaaaa! *sitcom laugh track*
tranced_ 45
I don't like where this is heading..
pwnman 33
Well! Looks like you two are going to get along!
Gassy_stevie 15
Well at least you have nice ****
DaTerrier 7
Exactly what I was thinking
StaceeeP 23
The last time I saw my grandad who had dementia before he died he didn't say a word until we were about to leave and the nurses were transferring him from his wheel chair to a normal chair and he just smiled at the nurse, pointed to me and said, "got some **** on her hasn't she"
Spyfiction 6
Ha!
underthesea12 24
well sounds like a reason to stay away
EdenCrystal 21
I'm not quite sure how OP could deserve this. FML is so judgmental.
Wakachulak 22
Those are FML's for being an attention *****, which everyone who posts on FML is.
Sathane 21
Will need pics to fully appreciate this FML.
zsshamalama 11
He's just proud of his granddaughter