Luh-KEEE!

"... And that's why I need perscription Vagisil and ointment"

That is classy.!

I've worked as a pharmacy tech for over 10 years and I've heard so much weird shit that it's sad. One chick called and asked if having her 1yo child sleep in the same bed as her and her lesbian partner would make the child gay. One guy called to ask how to get rid of blue balls. One old (80+yo) man stood in front of the pharmacy and screamed that he knew Viagra was OTC. One man told me of the pus filled pockets on his penis and how he knew it was that certain girl that did it to him. Another woman described in graphic detail on how thin her vaginal wall is. Another old lady shared the knowledge that eating at Golden Corral daily would keep the bowels regular, especially if you ate the roast beef. This is just the tip of the iceberg. So while we're supposed to be professional with odd questions and disclosures, we're still human. We still roll our eyes at some things and cringe at others like everyone else. OP, I feel for ya, but the longer you're there in the pharmacy, the more you'll hear. And just think, if we hear this stuff THERE, imagine what's heard at the doctor's office or the ER. O_O

As a pharmacist, I would diagnose her with having SUIT disorder...Something Up In There.

Well, What????

I work in a grocery store and an old lady once told me that using yogurt down there does wonders for yeast infections. I told her "Thank you, have a great day!".

Yeah, you know, just a lamp, tv remote, and a pack of sharpies... The usual. ;)

Wtf does she stick up there? ._.

Tell her she should video it and set up a pay website. Ask her for a 10% commission. Profit.