Intimacy: Thanks for sharing - FML

Thanks for sharing

By uni life - 15/05/2012 08:08 - Australia - Perth

Spicy

Today, whilst working in a pharmacy, I was given the pleasure of listening to an old lady share the details of what she sticks up her vagina. FML

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By Sun_Kissed18 - 09/07/2014 07:26 - United States - Hillsborough

Today, at my job at a frozen yogurt shop, an elderly woman gladly announced that I'd be seeing a lot of her due to the vaginal infection that she has. Thank you for that, ma'am. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2019 12:00

Today, my grandmother loudly announced that she has a yeast infection. Under her breast. She attempted to show me. FML

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The longest monologue

By Anonymous - 29/11/2012 00:57 - Canada - Belleville

Today, I was waiting in a doctor's office when I was approached by an elderly woman. She told me all about the ripping of her stitches in a very private place, in exhaustive detail. Of course, today was the day my doctor chose to be an hour late. FML

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Some people are so... creative.

By Anonymous - 17/02/2018 06:00

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend told me that she's pregnant. She'd told me she was on birth control, so I asked her to show me. She had been sticking the pills up her vagina like a suppository. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2013 18:01 - United States

Today, at work as a gynecologist, I called in my last patient of the day. As soon as I took a peek, I noticed that she had stuck googly-eyes above her vagina. She told me with a straight face not to be afraid, because "She doesn't bite." FML

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Sex work is real work

By thatssickkk - 17/02/2010 06:40 - United States

Spicy

Today, my grandmother decided to tell me about her past as a prostitute. In full detail. FML

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By um... what the fuck, miss? - 02/08/2013 20:23 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, I was buying ingredients for a salad. I had only picked up a few cucumbers, when an elderly lady came up to me and murmured, "Make sure you use lots of lube, or that'll hurt. Been there, sweetheart." What the HELL? FML

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By medstudent - 04/02/2009 21:24 - United States

Spicy

Today, it was the first time I ever saw a vagina in person. It was during medical school training on how to do a pelvic exam. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2009 05:25 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was explaining the inner parts of a vagina and how they work. To my boyfriend. FML

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By GetHardOrGoHome - 31/03/2012 04:22 - United States - Chardon

Today, I visited my gynecologist. As she had her fingers inside me she decided that was the perfect time to say, "I absolutely love your socks!" FML

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Tuesday 15 May 2012 15:56

"A tampon, a Barbie doll, any type of vegetable, a Labradoodle, weave, a Chicken leg, a kitten, my nephew's textbooks--" "JESUS CHRIST LADY, SHUT UP!"

MrFuzzles 5

Tuesday 15 May 2012 15:53

As a pharmacist, I hope you payed close attention!

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lordbane2110 14

Monday 21 May 2012 15:29

Oh that's just Nasty

goldens121 0

Saturday 1 September 2012 6:06

That's just pretty gross, disturbing really.

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