Intimacy: Today, my future father in law motorboated my breasts as I bent...

By umm - 08/12/2009 20:35 - United States

Today, my future father in law motorboated my breasts as I bent down to give him a hug goodbye. The rest of the family stood there laughing. This is what I'm marrying into? FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 854

You deserved it 3 353

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Charming dude

By unzucht - 30/05/2012 16:45 - Romania - Bucharest

Today, my wife and I convened our families for a joint dinner, followed by me breaking the news that my wife is pregnant. My father visibly scoffed, and my grandfather spent the rest of the evening muttering to him about how "breeders should be shot". Wonderful. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 734

You deserved it 2 494

News to me

By Anonymous - 18/04/2020 20:00

Today, my dad told me he liked men. While he was making a drunken speech. At my wedding. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 934

You deserved it 184

By shades - 09/01/2012 03:43 - United Kingdom

Today, at our wedding reception my new father-in-law gave his speech, saying his little girl was too good for me. Everyone, including my parents, agreed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 385

You deserved it 3 426

By gottalovefriends - 23/04/2012 04:04 - United States - Atkinson

Today, it was my wedding day. With my best friend as the priest, she asked, "Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" After saying I do, she then turned to him and asked, "Do you want to bang my friend?" Everyone laughed, except my already disapproving father. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 961

You deserved it 4 911

By derranged - 22/04/2009 18:24 - China

Today, I was the best man at a wedding and I was flirting with a cute bridesmaid. Then this old guy decides to give the newlyweds a toast. He made a crappy joke and barely anybody laughed. So I say to the girl, "Wow that sucked, who the hell does he think he is?" The girl replies, "That's my dad". FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 219

You deserved it 73 488

By Anonymous - 11/09/2011 04:19 - United States

Today, my father in law drunkenly announced at dinner that he wished my husband had married my best friend. No one stuck up for me. Not even my husband. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 471

You deserved it 3 387

Dad! No!

By Ginger - 08/07/2017 16:30 - United States - Owensboro

Today, I got married. My dad wanted to see me before the ceremony in my dress. The dress I wore was not my usual kind of dress, strapless. The first thing my dad said, "Ginger! You've got boobs!" Not exactly the father-daughter moment I'd envisioned. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 168

You deserved it 545

Thanks Dad

By Anonymous - 07/09/2018 03:00 - United States - Anchorage

Today, my father told all of us that he eloped with his girlfriend of two months. I'm engaged to the woman's daughter, and have been engaged since before they met, but now my family is making fun of me for marrying my "sister". FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 627

You deserved it 226

Nice try, Patricia

By Anonymous - 25/08/2022 18:00

Today, my future mother-in-law tried to blackmail me out of the wedding with photographs of me with another man. Her son and I met on a swingers website and we both have multiple sexual partners, so we had to tell her the truth. Awkward doesn’t begin to describe it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 007

You deserved it 383

MIL squared

By Anonymous - 28/12/2021 05:01

Today, I met my future in-laws, two lesbian ladies. Can you imagine that, two mothers-in-law judging me for daring to want to marry their precious baby boy? By the time we left, it felt like they’d extracted every iota of information about me through my skin with sandpaper and rusty barbecue tongs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 207

You deserved it 888

k43L1 0

Wednesday 9 December 2009 2:39

Your future husband was ok with that? O.o If it happened to me, my bf would have flipped and I would have slapped the guy & been disgusted. NO ONE touches me without my consent. but that's just me. You could just laugh it off?

KamilleBlack 3

Wednesday 9 December 2009 1:48

Don't marry into it. The End. Or don't invite him to the wending.

Comments

docsigma 8

Wednesday 9 December 2009 1:38

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

Clare420 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 6:30

FYL, that's creepy

Bear_Flu 0

Monday 26 July 2010 19:27

Well you're from Texas...

fjretsel 1

Monday 25 April 2011 17:13

wow, I can't wait for the HD release over porntube starring you and the new family.

undumblonde 5

Friday 12 August 2011 19:12

He must be pretty short if u have to bend over to hug him...

lil_ham1644 29

Wednesday 14 May 2014 17:36

He could've been sitting it in a wheelchair. (I guess he would be sitting in a wheelchair)

batgirl_love 2

Thursday 3 July 2014 20:46

He could have been sitting down

Erindub 0

Wednesday 9 December 2009 1:40

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

killerpenguin4 9

Monday 12 July 2010 5:17

and you're happy about that?

itz_tizzy_bitch 0

Wednesday 9 December 2009 1:42

O WOW SO AWKWARD XD

Metallica139 0

Wednesday 9 December 2009 1:43

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

KamilleBlack 3

Wednesday 9 December 2009 1:48

Don't marry into it. The End. Or don't invite him to the wending.

mysuckishlife 0

Wednesday 9 December 2009 1:50

AWESOME

cmm724 0

Wednesday 9 December 2009 1:51

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

QTPie123 0

Wednesday 9 December 2009 5:02

#7 - you are an idiot. that's disgusting and inappropriate. if your future husband is okay with it and/or if you know you will have to spend a lot of time with the in-laws. get out of it right now.