Stolen valor

By Anonymous - 29/09/2022 15:00

Today, a fake soldier tried to chat me up at a bar. I know he was fake because one of his medals is only given posthumously to soldiers who died in combat, like my own dad, yet this creep was claiming he earned it himself. When I confronted him, he busted out my front teeth before running away. FML
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That’s awful OP. If you know the guy’s name or other information about him, you should report him to the police; not only is the physical assault worth reporting but there are laws (at least in the US and Canada) for impersonating a vet - stollen valor.

leogs23 24

What if he actually died :0

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That’s awful OP. If you know the guy’s name or other information about him, you should report him to the police; not only is the physical assault worth reporting but there are laws (at least in the US and Canada) for impersonating a vet - stollen valor.

At least he's good at fighting. That shows real commitment to the role he's playing. Audiences usually appreciate authenticity, except the ones who lose teeth.

leogs23 24

What if he actually died :0