yummy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Terminology
Today, I learned that "eating someone out" didn't actually involve food. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
London, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Nice outing
Today, I decided to treat my girlfriend by eating her out. After a while I thought she was going to cum, but instead she farted in my mouth. FML
It was clean at least
🌶️ Spicy
Pushed it too far
Today, as we were getting ready for sex, I told my man to fuck my face, and it was great until he shoved my face in his ass, yelling, "Eat my ass! Eat it!" I had to explain that ass eating is not something I'm comfortable with. FML
Zibby
🌶️ Spicy
Life hacks
Today, I found out that applying toothpaste to your penis to make it taste good for your girlfriend is not a good idea. FML
future brain bleach addict
Victoria, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my sister apparently trying to eat herself out. FML
Anonymous
Jacksonville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Fake it til you make it
Today, I learned that I don’t need to fake my orgasms, even though I’ve never been given one. FML
Anonymous
Rockwall, United States 🌶️ Spicy
User notice
Today, I had to slowly explain to my brother that spooning has nothing to do with using a spoon to clean out a woman's vagina after sex. FML
Anonymous
Gloucester, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
First time
Today, I had sex for the first time. I realised that I was more satisfied by last night's dinner. FML
Anonymous
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my boyfriend isn't gay. Apparently, I just give good head. FML
datingmrpicky
United States 🌶️ Spicy
How could you?
Today, my boyfriend told me he wouldn't have sex with me because yesterday I ate a sandwich in his bed and got crumbs in it. FML
esb
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
No kinkshaming, but come on…
Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "Eat it, eat it!" FML
Top comments
Fuzzygraywolf 0
a wee bit behind on the learning curve are we? lol
Lexiesoccerchick 0
wooow, you fail.
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vishuzzbabe77 0
Fail At Life, not **** My Life.
ILike_Dancing123 19
Maybe they are an oral virgin :L it's okay, at least you know now before humiliating yourself by putting food on their parts :L and claiming your "eating them out" :L
TheresNoEffingwa 7
it can involve food , preferably sweets ...
KickItHigh 32
How old are you? Most people learn this stuff around 6th grade/middle school. (Some schools include 6th grade in their middle school).
rhysfucker 24
www.urbandictionary.com
steelersfan3250 0
good one
monnanon 14
I dont see why everyone is freaking out. Does it really matter if they didn't know one of the terms for oral sex? They could know what it is just not by that name. Stop freaking out, not everyone knows everything about sex especially if they are not having sex. As for sex ed they will teach you about oral sex but not all the silly terms for it.
I_See_Purple_Ppl 0
wow. chilll. sounds like you need it if you are getting this pissy over comments left to someone else's post....
monnanon 14
My post was no more forceful than anyone elses but of course I need to calm down because what i said was different to everyone elses comment.
Katy0_0 0
someone hasn't been getting any for a while! X)
ILike_Dancing123 19
You got ****** over :L Ohh wait nope you haven't had any xD
tucansam555 3
you're retarded
UnDerThEcaRpEt 0
sex Ed 101 - pussy is good for you