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Today, I learned that "eating someone out" didn't actually involve food. FML
Today, I learned that "eating someone out" didn't actually involve food. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to treat my girlfriend by eating her out. After a while I thought she was going to cum, but instead she farted in my mouth. FML
Today, as we were getting ready for sex, I told my man to fuck my face, and it was great until he shoved my face in his ass, yelling, "Eat my ass! Eat it!" I had to explain that ass eating is not something I'm comfortable with. FML
Today, I found out that applying toothpaste to your penis to make it taste good for your girlfriend is not a good idea. FML
Today, I walked in on my sister apparently trying to eat herself out. FML
Today, I learned that I don’t need to fake my orgasms, even though I’ve never been given one. FML
Today, I had to slowly explain to my brother that spooning has nothing to do with using a spoon to clean out a woman's vagina after sex. FML
Today, I had sex for the first time. I realised that I was more satisfied by last night's dinner. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend isn't gay. Apparently, I just give good head. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wouldn't have sex with me because yesterday I ate a sandwich in his bed and got crumbs in it. FML
Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "Eat it, eat it!" FML
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Fuzzygraywolf 0
a wee bit behind on the learning curve are we? lol
Lexiesoccerchick 0
wooow, you fail.
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Comments (450)
varkey 7
Why is everyone clicking YDI? All of you had to learn what that meant at some point. Also, for all you teens/tweens that say "I already knew that," is that something to be proud of? Not that it's something to be ashamed of, but there's no reason to be proud of it either.
marksbabygirl 0
wowwww that's sadd
SirObvious 1
Are you sure theres no food involved.
TerettsUnicorn 0
Uhh... how old are you?
crazi0957 0
First off, just because they didnt know does NOT mean they are lame, stupid, a virgin or anything. I knew many of the terms for "having sex" before I lost my virginity and like wise, there are some Im still learning and Im no longer a virgin. The same goes for oral sex. There are terms my mom knows that I didnt(not that I wanted to here them from her) because she grew up in a different time. New terms are created every day. Maybe they didnt hang around the same crowd as most of you. For example: I dont know what most of the drug terms are because I never hung out with drugies. My fiance is teaching me so I understand. The same goes for other people about sex, drugs, and other such topics. So lay of you assholes! Everyone has tp learn. For the OP: These assholes can go **** themselves. It doesnt matter what your age is or where your from. You dont have to know these things to get through life. If it doesnt help you get a Job and become a decent person, its not that important. It may be good to know but it wont help much. Good luck =]
Alerana 2
I agree with you. But this expression is so widespread that even I (from Russia) heard it!
KRS_13 0
I was trying to thumbs up your comment put my iPod isn't letting me -.-
sac2000 6
you would like it if it did you cannibal
bvballi1 5
that's pretty bad
kenzey4 2
haha umm u seriously dont know what that means...? woww.... and i agree with #385, nothing to be proud of and nothing to be ashamed of, not that big of deal...(im 15 yr old girl)...u should try it tehe :)
DiniIsaFail 0
how old are you?
ohbo 0
wow ...