Today, I found the purse that some asshat stole from my 15-year-old sister a few days ago. I found it in my now ex-boyfriend's closet. When I confronted him, he broke up with me for "invading" his privacy and kicked me out, without the purse. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister told me her ex-boyfriend abused her and I went to go confront him. Turns out, she lied because he dumped her after she cheated on him. I got my ass kicked. FML
Today, I found a purse in the school bathroom. When I looked inside, there was an iPod along with some other expensive stuff in it. I took it to the office so the right owner would get it back. The owner passed me in the hall on the way there; she freaked out and punched me in the face. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, I went through the stuff that I'd left at my ex’s place and started unpacking it. I found a pair of another girl's panties. We broke up a little over a week ago. FML
Today, I lost the beautiful necklace my boyfriend gave me for Valentine's day. I looked everywhere, and couldn't find it. My sister held the bag while I dug through the stinking trash, then after I cleaned everything up, took it out of her pocket and said she was pretending it was lost. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Today, I was walking down the street when a man stole my purse. He then opened the purse, threw up in it, and gave it back. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML
Today, my grown up, unemployed boyfriend stole 70 dollars from my wallet and tried to hide it in two different places in case he needed to ditch me and go out by himself. He got angry when I confronted him and stormed out. He feels perfectly entitled. I work, pay rent and buy food. FML
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Top comments
CrissyyyS2 22
... So he didn't deny it. Get back in there, beat him up and take back your sisters purse.
Voij 16
Call the cops.
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Comments (79)
kalbrek009 20
Sounds like your ex is the asshat & a pedophile to boot...better off without him.
TheDrifter 24
Pedophile? He didn't have her sister hung up in the closet, just her purse. Transvestite might be a logical inference, pedophile, not so much.
acerredrum 23
How on earth did you get pedophile out of this? I would of assumed he was pawning it for cash not molesting it. If he had her panties or some shit then I would be concerned but not over a purse.
RedPillSucks 33
or... OR.... or he could have both the purse AND the sister in the closet. He's using her as an accessorizing dummy. So he'd be a transpedovestaphile?
tutikushi 10
Is he an 'asshat' because he stole the purse or because he broke up with you?
sadgirl1001 4
She broke up with him because he stole her sister's purse, duh
TheLadyOpal 30
No, HE broke up with HER for 'invading his privacy,' Just like it says right in the FML. Duh.
marramrammar 2
File a police report before he dispose of it!!
stanjohnson 11
Does your ex cross dress much?
peachfuzz74 8
Maybe he didn't steal it and that's the only excuse she thought of to hide the real reason she didn't have her purse. She was in his room and forgot it:)
djinnyf 12
Shitttt!!!
serendipity72 3
Time to call the cops.
chuckcloninger 12
Call the police. That's what there for.
pattayarick 8
Did the cops arrest him? Or, do you have a brother that can kick his f'n ass?
annoy_me 9
Why didn't you call the cops or go get a bigger friend/brotherly type to come back with you? and you let him think HE dumped YOU? You should be the one getting rid of him lol...