Today, I found the purse that some asshat stole from my 15-year-old sister a few days ago. I found it in my now ex-boyfriend's closet. When I confronted him, he broke up with me for "invading" his privacy and kicked me out, without the purse. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister told me her ex-boyfriend abused her and I went to go confront him. Turns out, she lied because he dumped her after she cheated on him. I got my ass kicked. FML
Today, I found a purse in the school bathroom. When I looked inside, there was an iPod along with some other expensive stuff in it. I took it to the office so the right owner would get it back. The owner passed me in the hall on the way there; she freaked out and punched me in the face. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, I went through the stuff that I'd left at my ex’s place and started unpacking it. I found a pair of another girl's panties. We broke up a little over a week ago. FML
Today, I lost the beautiful necklace my boyfriend gave me for Valentine's day. I looked everywhere, and couldn't find it. My sister held the bag while I dug through the stinking trash, then after I cleaned everything up, took it out of her pocket and said she was pretending it was lost. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Today, I was walking down the street when a man stole my purse. He then opened the purse, threw up in it, and gave it back. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML
Today, my grown up, unemployed boyfriend stole 70 dollars from my wallet and tried to hide it in two different places in case he needed to ditch me and go out by himself. He got angry when I confronted him and stormed out. He feels perfectly entitled. I work, pay rent and buy food. FML
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CrissyyyS2 22
... So he didn't deny it. Get back in there, beat him up and take back your sisters purse.
Voij 16
Call the cops.
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Comments (79)
ivanhoe4u 3
So you found a purse in his closet. I'd say that he's not ready to come out. Call the cops.
sweet23_fml 11
"MOM Tom Cruise won't come out of the closest". If you watch southpark you know where this is going.
acerredrum 23
"Tom Cruise and John Travolta in the closet, why won't they come out the closet?"
animejen1988 9
"Now I'm in the closet. Now I'm in the closet, too."
JonLee 8
Amazing how some people deny the truth despite how blatantly obvious it is...
Dynosaur_dollie 38
Well technically it doesn't say he denied it, just tried to make op look like the bad guy for even looking in his closet.
lifesucks1217 6
honestly this post kind of seems fake but if not..sorry hear that op
iwannabesexy 3
How hard can you hit with a bat?
SaxophoneHero 12
I don't think OP wants to play baseball with her EX. Stay on task, 25!
kozzard 17
if shes lucky she can get a two-for-one special on nut cases
Omegamike101 7
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Calling the cops over a damn purse would b pointless. He would b charged with a misdemeanor and get a stern talking to. YDI for being with him. Obviously u couldnt have know beforehand but the fact that he had to break up with u after he stole her purse is bad enough. Not to mention the fact that you feel bad about him breaking up with u
AngelSpit 18
I'm just going to assume you can't read or have a very poor grasp of context
tiarnatargaryen 23
Whoa, whoa, whoa. That's a lot to infer from the FML. It doesn't say anywhere that she wouldn't have broken up with him after confronting him about the purse, nor is it a fair assumption to make that she feels sorry about breaking up with him. If anything, she seems mad at not getting the purse back. This FML doesn't come across as heart broken at all. You just fail at reading comprehension.
Mossears133 15
Waaaaah?!? Does anybody have an Idiot-English translator?
acerredrum 23
I do, I do! Ahem. "Calling the cops wouldn't do much, as the gentleman would only get a misdemeanor and even though most misdemeanors serve jail time I know deep in my heart and soul he would get but a slap on the wrist. Furthermore you deserve it for being with him and not being a mind reader so that you could break up with him before this ever happened. Not that you would have because you choose the sensible route and confronted him before breaking up with him and he broke up with you first. How dare you. Also even though you don't say you are sad I myself am a mind read and can tell, for shame!" I do hope this helps.
OneGirlTwoCups 13
People like you are the reason I need to stop opening up buried comments.
hannahsnyder69 16
God all these stories make me feel like there is no hope for relationships
Dynosaur_dollie 38
If you're looking for heart warming stories to restore your hope in relationships or faith in humanity I would suggest not reading stories on a site called F my life... =)
worldclassrager 41
It looks like he admitted he stole it...now you found it...take it back on your way out...
Grayness_ 26
Get it back woman !!! Tf wrong with you.
armyaggie 11
You just left without the purse? YDI
badgirl00069 19
man where I grew up girl or not u don't put up with s%&* like that I would not have left with out the purse and a nice right hook to let him know u don't mess with family creep