Today, I found the purse that some asshat stole from my 15-year-old sister a few days ago. I found it in my now ex-boyfriend's closet. When I confronted him, he broke up with me for "invading" his privacy and kicked me out, without the purse. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister told me her ex-boyfriend abused her and I went to go confront him. Turns out, she lied because he dumped her after she cheated on him. I got my ass kicked. FML
Today, I found a purse in the school bathroom. When I looked inside, there was an iPod along with some other expensive stuff in it. I took it to the office so the right owner would get it back. The owner passed me in the hall on the way there; she freaked out and punched me in the face. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, I went through the stuff that I'd left at my ex’s place and started unpacking it. I found a pair of another girl's panties. We broke up a little over a week ago. FML
Today, I lost the beautiful necklace my boyfriend gave me for Valentine's day. I looked everywhere, and couldn't find it. My sister held the bag while I dug through the stinking trash, then after I cleaned everything up, took it out of her pocket and said she was pretending it was lost. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Today, I was walking down the street when a man stole my purse. He then opened the purse, threw up in it, and gave it back. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML
Today, my grown up, unemployed boyfriend stole 70 dollars from my wallet and tried to hide it in two different places in case he needed to ditch me and go out by himself. He got angry when I confronted him and stormed out. He feels perfectly entitled. I work, pay rent and buy food. FML
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CrissyyyS2 22
... So he didn't deny it. Get back in there, beat him up and take back your sisters purse.
Voij 16
Call the cops.
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Comments (79)
Yolandababy2 14
You good because If that was me I would of embarrassed his *ss then beat the s**t out of him for even thinking he's going to TRY and kick me out without giving me my little sisters purse.
Sheh_fml 25
At least you're a good sister to choose your little sis over the relationship, and confronting him about it. Some people wouldn't have done that.
pinguino3669_fml 23
No wonder you said "ex"...what a jerk!
ganjalovin27 4
thsts when you take it when he was in the br or something and leave then dump him for being a sorry ass loser :)
mr_jack_meoff 5
What was he privately doing to the purse. Wait, I don't want to know.
hfd521 6
So you catch him with your sisters stolen purse and then HE breaks up with you? Please tell me you wernt going to stay with him!
trueblue170 13
Thank GOD you said "ex".
xgetxbentx 13
So go back, this time with the police, demand it back and press theft charges. Simple as that.
Shorty777 4
I wouldn't have said anything until after I called the cops.
deathskittlez 6
Call the cops, get the purse. Hopefully he'll get a night or two in lockup and "Bubba" can teach him some manners.