Love, Embarrassing, Facebook and Parents: Take it down!

Take it down!

By steven - 28/06/2009 15:53 - Cayman Islands

Today, I had my first kiss standing in front of my front door. It was really cute, the way you normally think about first kisses. When I got inside, I realized my mom had been watching out of her second story bedroom window, taking pictures. She put them on Facebook captioned, "My baby's first kiss!" FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2023 15:00

Today, my first kiss was caught by my mom's doorbell camera which links to her phone. She uploaded the video to Facebook, along with a soppy comment about her baby girl becoming all grown up. Most of my school has seen and commented on it already. FML

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By wtf - 10/01/2014 16:47 - United States - Delmar

Today, my grandpa took my face in both hands, kissed me on the lips, said "Now you can tell all your friends you've had your first kiss," and walked out of the room. FML

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By PissyPants - 20/06/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, I finally got my first kiss. I was so excited, I pissed myself. FML

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By ricard0 - 27/02/2014 20:58 - United States - Petaluma

Today, I fell asleep on the couch, only to wake up later with my dog's tongue over my mouth. That was my first ever kiss. FML

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By Okay - 31/10/2009 15:59 - United States

Today, my sister had her first kiss. She was very excited and she told me all about it. She then asked me to tell her about the first time I kissed a guy, what it was like, who it was with, etc. I had to make one up. I have never been kissed before. My sister is 6 years younger than me. FML

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By hollysofly - 15/01/2011 07:38 - United States

Today, I went on the first date of my life. I also burped during my first kiss. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2011 18:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML

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By foreveralone - 21/03/2020 06:00

Today, I had my first kiss. It would have been great if I wasn't playing spin the bottle as a 23-year-old. FML

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By drpepperking10 - 02/07/2016 23:27 - United States

Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML

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By FirstKiss - 13/07/2009 15:00 - Canada

Today, I had my first kiss at a party. Later, I was told that the guy had been dared to kiss the ugliest girl in the room. FML

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Kellayy 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 20:54

Wow that really just sucks XD that's a whole new definition of invasion of privacy

ncochrum 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 20:58

Your mom is either the coolest or least cool mom on the planet

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Noxx_fml 0

Monday 29 June 2009 2:55

Yeah I had my mom on facebook for a few weeks until I deleted her off my list.

ultravioletbaby 0

Monday 29 June 2009 3:09

I think that's cute. I wish my first kiss would have been captured on camera haha. Even though the guy was a douche.

Autumnatic 0

Monday 29 June 2009 3:16

:( Why is there not a "Parents" category for FMLs? They really need one.

CourtneeMalakian 0

Monday 29 June 2009 3:19

thats why i had my first kiss in his garage but it sucked D:

hurul_ayni 0

Monday 29 June 2009 3:25

That's not acceptable!! Lol

janaaa 0

Monday 29 June 2009 3:53

hahahaha. that's cute, but terribly embarassing. can't you just ask her to take them off?

Overlord57 0

Monday 29 June 2009 4:00

If my mom did that, I would kill her.

mikew85 0

Monday 29 June 2009 4:03

Your mom is a lunatic. Untag yourself and defriend your mom.

lilsweets2587 0

Monday 29 June 2009 4:05

well I mean did you really think your first kiss would be perfect? Something had to go wrong :-P jk my mom would do the same thing. Just gotta roll with the punches sometimes. I promise in a few years you'll laugh.