Miscellaneous: Today, my prom dress came in the mail. I don't know what happened...

By Deli meat prom - 20/04/2015 21:41 - United States - Dallas

Today, my prom dress came in the mail. I don't know what happened with the tailoring but not only does it not fit, but it also looks like deli meat. FML

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By ipaid350dollarsfornothing - 15/03/2013 07:09 - Qatar

Today, my prom dress finally arrived. My prom was yesterday. FML

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Online shopping strikes again

By Anonymous - 05/03/2017 20:00

Today, after saving up for a beautiful new dress to wear to my partner's 30th birthday party, it finally arrived in the post. I tried the dress on and the stitching instantly ripped, leaving two big holes in it. Turns out I'm no longer a size 8. FML

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You deserved it 2 045

Tight

By Pudgy - 11/04/2022 10:01

Today, I tried on a dress for prom. It took a while to zip, but I insisted it'd fit. I asked for help. When the lady finally managed to zip all the way, the dress completely ripped at the seams. Not only did I have to pay $169 for it, but the lady told me, “We have more dresses in the plus-sized section!” FML

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You deserved it 1 790

By Winx - 16/03/2012 07:13 - United States

Today, my dad informed me that my prom dress makes me look chubby from the side, gives me "back fat", and that I wouldn't want to go to prom looking like that. I tried to ignore his hurtful comments and tell myself I was beautiful. Then the clasp broke. FML

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You deserved it 11 709

Nostalgia

By Fatty - 06/05/2009 15:04 - United States

Today, I was excited about my friend going wedding dress shopping, so before I went to go work out, I decided to try on a prom dress from high school to remember what it felt like to get dressed up. It was too tight, I broke the zipper, and spent 45 minutes trapped before I cut myself out. FML

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By boudinette - 15/04/2015 10:14 - France - Saint-martin-d'heres

Today, I received the beautiful dress I'd ordered on the internet. It's a size smaller than my usual, just to encourage me to lose weight. I managed to fit into it and wear it all day, but I've now been struggling for a couple of hours to remove it without tearing it to bits. FML

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You deserved it 14 219

By Angelica - 26/05/2011 03:19 - Canada

Today, I finally got the wedding dress I've been waiting months to see. It turns out that my mom ordered the dress 2 sizes smaller than my size, this way it will be "an incentive to lose weight". FML

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You deserved it 6 168

Family heirloom

By Anonymous - 27/01/2021 02:01

Today, I got the dress I gave to a tailor to replace a broken zipper back. When I tried it on, I discovered that they’d cut at least 4 inches of fabric, and being skinny, there’s no way I can ever fit into it. It’s from the 1950’s, inherited from my late grandma, who in turn inherited it from her aunt. FML

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You deserved it 107

Always look on the bright side of life?

By Jan - 24/08/2023 04:00 - Australia

Today, I received a package and excitedly tore it open. It was a specific dress I'd rush-ordered for an upcoming special event, but the company had sent me a size meant for a toddler. I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry. FML

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You deserved it 109

Slay, queen!

By draggirl - 13/10/2009 17:26 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to buy my prom dress. I felt really good as I walked out of the dressing room, until someone walked out of the room next to me wearing the same dress, and looked better in it than I did. It was a man buying it for his drag show. FML

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You deserved it 4 356

CandyPewPewPew 29

Tuesday 21 April 2015 10:26

Lady Gaga did a prank on you. :D

WaltzingPhanthom 23

Tuesday 21 April 2015 10:26

He was probably beating his meat while he was working on your dress.

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WaltzingPhanthom 23

Tuesday 21 April 2015 10:26

He was probably beating his meat while he was working on your dress.

daisylokes 16

Thursday 23 April 2015 7:51

oh that's nastyy ( clevelands voice ) lol

CandyPewPewPew 29

Tuesday 21 April 2015 10:26

Lady Gaga did a prank on you. :D

TheBelt 19

Tuesday 21 April 2015 13:13

I was gonna say that.

baegirl33 7

Tuesday 21 April 2015 16:25

your emoji picture fits that comment lol

HarshD9619 34

Tuesday 21 April 2015 10:26

Order for a replacement OP, and have a great prom

emxy92 22

Tuesday 21 April 2015 10:28

How frustrating! I hope you didn't spend too much on it and have time to find a new one!

EatUrGreens 20

Tuesday 21 April 2015 10:29

Sounds like you got ripped off, if you ordered it off the internet lol

iAlissa 34

Tuesday 21 April 2015 10:30

Rock it like Gaga.

timb1234 13

Tuesday 21 April 2015 10:30

What a shame. Now people will get hungry whenever they look at you

nityasomaiya 46

Tuesday 21 April 2015 12:55

Not if she can't wear it

WhoCouldIBe 11

Wednesday 22 April 2015 6:16

Then they'll get even hungrier

Oppression_fml 19

Tuesday 21 April 2015 10:36

Hopefully you'll look at this and laugh it out someday.

lexos 16

Tuesday 21 April 2015 10:47

Does it taste like meat to?

MedChew 19

Tuesday 21 April 2015 10:51

Imagine all the guys who would want to eat you up! Go and flaunt everything you got!

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Today, I got piss drunk. Being a tattoo artist, I came to the intoxicated conclusion that I could save much more money doing my own tattoos on myself. I now have my ex-boyfriend's name permanently on my thigh. It's not even spelled right. FML

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. He knows that I love when he breathes on my neck. Just when I was about to finish, he put his lips a millimeter away from my neck and ear, and breathed, "I love how you smell like my grandmother's house." FML

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Today, my ex asked me to help her with a payment for a loan she had to pay, which she'd forgot she had to pay. I told her I needed to go to bank, and was busy at the moment. She told me that I needed to be more organized in my life. FML

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Today, it was my first day on the job as a first grade teacher. One student pushed another, so I asked him to apologize. His response? "If you boss me around, I'll tell Daddy you touched me somewhere you shouldn't have." I think I'm now this kid's slave. FML

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Today, my parents told me that since I'm old enough to want to keep my baby, I have 30 days to find a place to live. I'm 15. FML

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Today, for an eight-hour flight to Copenhagen, Denmark, I paid extra to get a seat offering more leg room. Unfortunately, the man behind me was so tall, his knees were pressing against my back the entire flight. FML

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Today, I bumped into an old school friend. I'd heard she was pregnant so the first thing I did was congratulate her. Not only was she not pregnant, but the reason she managed to get so fat was because of comfort eating due to her miscarriage last month. FML

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Today, as I’ve been doing our family tree, it's become clear to me that every man who has married into my wife’s family for at least 4 generations has died within 15 years of the wedding. It’s our 13th anniversary next month. Two years to go. Someone help me by keeping their fingers crossed. FML

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Same thing different taste

Online shopping strikes again

Tight

Nostalgia

Family heirloom

Always look on the bright side of life?

Slay, queen!

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